Friday, December 31, 2010
Haiku Friday: New Year's Resolutions
It's New Year's Eve. Get those resolutions done now! Also, put them into three short lines, and then put them in the comments section. I will go first with one that is about the sentencing guidelines:
I may look vacant
But I have a great idea--
Radical re-do.
Now it is your turn...
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My New Year's Resolutions:
1. Write a children's book entitled "My Mom is Messy."
2. Cook with more blue and orange foods.
3. Pretend I am either under water or at the movies most of the time.
4. Two days a week, eat nothing but gummy bears and Tums.
5. Check each week to see if that one bottle of Pinot Grigio in the freezer has exploded yet.
6. More angry emails to PBS re: Charlie Rose's haircut
7. Buy more things I do not need and cannot afford over the internet.
8. Read another 2200 parenting books, Yes. for sure do that. It realllly helped last year.
9. Move to a goat farm with brown water, shag carpet and a kitchen from the Etruscan period.
10. Keep daily log of what you wear each day: i.e.:
Jan 1: Shirt, Skirt, dorky Keen Sandals.
Jan 2: Skirt shirt dorky Keen sandals.
Jan 3: Skirt, shirt, dorky Keen sandals... Kinda like that.
11. Beef Jerky and Cheese For Dinner. Every. Single. Night.
12. Try to impress others by using big words, like cholecystectomy , hyperalimentation and Arteriosclerotic Cardiovascular Disease.
13. Incorporate more of the important nutrients into diet, such as Calcium, Selenium, Beefeater's Gin, whole grains, and Percocet.
14. Boycott Al Roker.
15. Get in touch with my inner Anne Boleyn.
1. Write a children's book entitled "My Mom is Messy."
2. Cook with more blue and orange foods.
3. Pretend I am either under water or at the movies most of the time.
4. Two days a week, eat nothing but gummy bears and Tums.
5. Check each week to see if that one bottle of Pinot Grigio in the freezer has exploded yet.
6. More angry emails to PBS re: Charlie Rose's haircut
7. Buy more things I do not need and cannot afford over the internet.
8. Read another 2200 parenting books, Yes. for sure do that. It realllly helped last year.
9. Move to a goat farm with brown water, shag carpet and a kitchen from the Etruscan period.
10. Keep daily log of what you wear each day: i.e.:
Jan 1: Shirt, Skirt, dorky Keen Sandals.
Jan 2: Skirt shirt dorky Keen sandals.
Jan 3: Skirt, shirt, dorky Keen sandals... Kinda like that.
11. Beef Jerky and Cheese For Dinner. Every. Single. Night.
12. Try to impress others by using big words, like cholecystectomy , hyperalimentation and Arteriosclerotic Cardiovascular Disease.
13. Incorporate more of the important nutrients into diet, such as Calcium, Selenium, Beefeater's Gin, whole grains, and Percocet.
14. Boycott Al Roker.
15. Get in touch with my inner Anne Boleyn.
Blow up Portland.
There was already one on the map.
The real one, in Maine.
Happy New Year Razor People!
Cheers,
Pickles
There was already one on the map.
The real one, in Maine.
Happy New Year Razor People!
Cheers,
Pickles
# posted by 
: 3:48 PM
: 3:48 PM
On a more positive note...
Just heard the cheesy song, I Love You, by the Climax Blues Band. Try to listen to it on You Tube without smiling a little. I dare you. :)
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Just heard the cheesy song, I Love You, by the Climax Blues Band. Try to listen to it on You Tube without smiling a little. I dare you. :)
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