Osler's Razor

I grew up watching Canadian television. Back then, we were treated to the adventures of "Albert Safety," and strangely bland cartoon guy who calmly watched as tragedies unfolded before him. For example, he would fly over a child thrashing around in the water, mournfully intone "never swim alone," then watch as the kid went under for good.

As seen in the video below, the Canadians still take public service ads very seriously. Here, we get Matt LeBlanc telling us not to litter. There, they get the following (which, I must warn you, is very graphic and not fit for children, the elderly, those with a heart condition, pregnant women or those who may become pregnant, and those who have already been accident victims: