Tuesday, May 25, 2010

 

Caption Contest


# posted by Mark Osler @ 12:02 AM
Comments:
"Thanks for tuning in today on Osler. Today's topic is "Who is my baby's daddy?" We're speaking with Carmen. Now Carmen, you say Ricky is the father even though you were living with Sean at the time.. well we have a surprise for you. Sean, come on out!"
# posted by Blogger JT : 12:07 AM
 
"Lamp?"
"I love chair!"
# posted by Anonymous JD Lawless : 1:34 AM
 
This is the chair we would chain PC students to for their daily scourgings. We will start the bidding at $200.
# posted by Blogger No one : 2:10 AM
 
Prof. Osler introduces the audience to his imaginary friend, Mrs. Phyllis Levine.
# posted by Anonymous Pope : 6:42 AM
 
"Moments after Prof. Osler kicked Col. Mustard out of the drawing room for failing to have any clue about the assigned case."
# posted by Blogger Thomas G Paine : 6:43 AM
 
And over here is where they found the needle in the hay stack. As you can see, the decorators painted the chair rail a lovely harvest gold to recognize the significance of the site.
# posted by Blogger Christine : 7:55 AM
 
"...and, Ms. Landers, your priceless 1976 Sears Roebuck mid-back solid wood chair is worth...

$18.42!"

[polite applause]
# posted by Blogger Micah : 8:15 AM
 
The trick only works if you don't pay attention to my left hand.
# posted by Anonymous Dallas_ADA : 9:13 AM
 
And now, for the final round of Musical Chairs ...
[cue Turkey in the Straw]
# posted by Blogger Ang : 9:25 AM
 
Bethany Rivers of Sears City, Iowa, COME ON DOWN! You're the next contestant on NAME THAT PANDA.
# posted by Blogger Jessica : 9:26 AM
 
T-Pain, pass the guacamole.
# posted by Blogger Michael : 11:12 AM
 
Professor Osler broke from his usual rhetoric to belittle the once beloved fabric, velour.
# posted by Blogger diadelkendall : 11:16 AM
 
Would anyone like to swap seats with me?
# posted by Blogger Christine : 12:46 PM
 
HAHAHAHA Micah!!!!
# posted by Blogger tydwbleach : 1:15 PM
 
"The turtle fence should be roughly the height of this chair."
# posted by Blogger Cody : 4:28 PM
 
Mark Osler memorializes his visit to Lincoln's church by performing his one man show about the life of John Wilkes Booth.

Bet you can't guess what part he is on. . .
# posted by Blogger ged3 : 4:30 PM
 
Mark Osler (center) motions for an audience member to sit in the empty chair. Osler, 63, demonstrated for a local book club how rhetoric is really a form of hypnotism during his presentation "How To Win Friends and Tame Pandas."
# posted by Blogger Unknown : 7:19 PM
 
The electric chair used to be very comfortable...
# posted by Blogger Mark Osler : 11:23 PM
 
"Are you kidding me?!?!" Osler exclaimed. "This chair has no priors, volunteers weekly at meetings for the sitting-challenged, and you're telling me that the chair is bound to a 40 year sentence for a small piece of crack cocaine found in the crease of the chair's back? I would like the record to reflect that the crease also contained 37 cents-- three dimes, a nickel and two pennies, all of which had multiple fingerprints, none of which matched the chair's. This is an outrage!"
# posted by Anonymous Woody : 1:49 PM
 
And now as the next item in our court ordered liquidation sale, we have this lovely eighteenth century chair.
# posted by Blogger Scott Davis : 11:02 AM
 
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