Saturday, April 24, 2010
My Wrestling Name
I'm thinking that if I have some time later this summer, I may take up pro wrestling. Here are the leading contenders for my "wrestling name"--
1) The Razor
2) The Sentencer
3) The Ruthless Panda
4) The Ex-Prosecutor
5) David K'Rush (a Branch Davidian Reference)
Ideas?
Comments:
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I always wanted to start a wrestling
tag team called "The Firm". You
would win the titles, and then
whenever you would lose you would
issue injunctions to force the team
that beat you to return the belts.
You could file fake lawsuits against
other wrestlers. You would be so
hated.
RRL
tag team called "The Firm". You
would win the titles, and then
whenever you would lose you would
issue injunctions to force the team
that beat you to return the belts.
You could file fake lawsuits against
other wrestlers. You would be so
hated.
RRL
# posted by 
: 2:12 PM
: 2:12 PM 
Some more to consider...
1) "Professor Pain"
2) "Criminal Practice"
3) "The Objector"
4) "Mucho Macho Mark"
Also, would be fun to consider catchphrases the announcers could use on you after you deliver some sort of pile-driver move...
1) "Oooh, that's what they call prosecutorial discretion!"
2) "That was a motion to suppress-- his face!"
3) "That'll leave him begging for a plea bargain!"
4) "Ooooh, permission to treat the witness as hostile!"
5) "He may have written 'Jesus on Death Row,' but Jesus, that was a death blow!"
... anybody still reading at this point? ugh, I hope not.
1) "Professor Pain"
2) "Criminal Practice"
3) "The Objector"
4) "Mucho Macho Mark"
Also, would be fun to consider catchphrases the announcers could use on you after you deliver some sort of pile-driver move...
1) "Oooh, that's what they call prosecutorial discretion!"
2) "That was a motion to suppress-- his face!"
3) "That'll leave him begging for a plea bargain!"
4) "Ooooh, permission to treat the witness as hostile!"
5) "He may have written 'Jesus on Death Row,' but Jesus, that was a death blow!"
... anybody still reading at this point? ugh, I hope not.
# posted by : 5:57 PM
: 5:57 PM
The Confrontation Clause, Lethal Objection, the Racketeer, the Impeacher, Mapp-Quest, the Rochin Rambler.
Tonight coming to you live on pay-per-view: WRESTLEMANIA XVXXI
THE SENTENCER vs.THE SERRENADER
Objection: OVERRULED!
THE SENTENCER vs.THE SERRENADER
Objection: OVERRULED!
De-Core'Em
Directed Verdict
The Polish word for prosecutor sounds cool phonetically - Procurator (Pro-koo-RA-tor). That one's taken though!
Directed Verdict
The Polish word for prosecutor sounds cool phonetically - Procurator (Pro-koo-RA-tor). That one's taken though!
# posted by : 9:36 AM
: 9:36 AM
In the spirit of Hulk Hogan, here are a few, keeping your last name:
Nark Osler
Stark Osler
and especially
Dark Osler, or just "The Dark"
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Nark Osler
Stark Osler
and especially
Dark Osler, or just "The Dark"
# posted by : 12:41 PM
: 12:41 PM << Home
