Saturday, March 06, 2010

 

Guy Morriss and his Guys


According to Thursday's Baylor Lariat (the student newspapaper), former Baylor football coach Guy Morriss is getting in some trouble at his new post, Texas A & M/Commerce. Apparently, his players stole some student newspapers from campus, because the paper was reporting on the misbehavior of some of the players.

My favorite part of the story is this, though (and keep in mind that the crime in question here involved simply picking up a stack of newspapers and throwing them away):

Athletic Director Carlton Cooper was not sure if this was an organized heist that involved many of the football players.

"I don't think they are smart enough to do this on their own," Cooper told The East Texan.

Comments:
I think they should be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law...wind sprints? maybe some gassers?
 
I think the world would be better off if Dallas ADA's could assign gassers to whoever they wanted.
 
Reviving the Haiku from a few weeks ago:

Morriss left Baylor
Looking for greener pastures
Went to A&M

~*~*~

Personally I liked the story about the Georgetown law professor and Chief Justice John Roberts.
 
From the Dallas Morning News:
1) Morriss claimed he was proud of his players for their small-time heist and called it "their best team-building exercise" yet.
2) The campus police report is also a pretty good read. Especially the part where the officer asks Morriss if he'd seen the paper in question. Morriss reportedly said he "didn't read that crap."

What a guy! I wonder what other plans he has to build team unity...

Denise
 
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