Osler's Razor: Haiku Friday: My Grade Was a "B"

Friday, February 19, 2010

Haiku Friday: My Grade Was a "B"

In high school, by brother Bill wrote the best high school paper I have ever read. It was entitled something like "The Use of "Whip It" in the Work of The Dazz Band and Devo." It really was a brilliant social analysis-- but he got a "B." In honor of that paper, we are going to change haiku Friday a bit. You can write whatever you want, so long as the last line is "My grade was a B."

Here is mine:

Dazz Band and Devo
Cleveland and Akron meet...
My grade was a "B"

Now it is your turn.

# posted by Mark Osler @ 12:03 AM

Comments:

I twisted, turned
Figure skating genius!
My grade was a "B"

# posted by

Anonymous : 12:15 AM

Never knew the deal
I thought I passed the test, but
My grade was a B(F).

# posted by

Anonymous : 12:30 AM

Besides Crim Prac Pro,
I like to ride the Bell Curve
My grade was a B.

# posted by

Cheryl : 12:36 AM

Professional Re-
Sponsibility, oh yeah
My grade was a B.

# posted by

No one : 12:55 AM

SPOLIER ALERT....

I thought Johnny Weir
would bring the the gold for US.
My grade was a B.

He came in 6th. SUCH a bummer.

# posted by

tydwbleach : 1:10 AM

I loved her all
Gave the best I had, but...
My grade was a "B"

# posted by

Anonymous : 8:14 AM

I am still angry
Osler did not like my post
My grade was a B

# posted by

Dallas_ADA : 9:22 AM

Where can I get more information on the French sailor guy in the last video?

# posted by

Anonymous : 9:57 AM

Trail told me to quit,
Said I won't pass Contracts II.
My grade was a "B"

# posted by

Anonymous : 10:01 AM

I laced up my skates
I aced my quadruple leap
My grade was a "B"

Was the scoring fixed?
Was it my real bad haircut?
My grade was a "B"

~*~*~

# posted by

Christine : 11:05 AM

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# posted by

Jessica : 11:15 AM

Home Economics
Sewing machines can catch fire
My grade was a "B"

# posted by

Jessica : 11:16 AM

Culinary school;
Tried out "Chicken Fried Panda"
My grade was a "B"

# posted by

Chef Monty : 11:21 AM

Who knew the bluebook
Could generate so much angst
My grade was a "B"

# posted by

rob vischer : 11:49 AM

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# posted by

Unknown : 12:05 PM

Honey grades are rigged
Though I had USDA on my side
My grade was a B(ee).

# posted by

Unknown : 12:08 PM

Truly, that Soul Train video has to be the best thing I have seen in a very long time. Seriously? The guy in the white pants? Maybe, just maybe, all the angst and fighting in this country could go away if Soul Train was back on the air.

# posted by

Anonymous : 12:48 PM

"Death and Afterlife"
A tenth grade English treatise
My grade was a B

# posted by

SleepyWalleye : 1:31 PM

First Period French
8th Grade through 11th Grade
My Grade was a B.

# posted by

IPLawguy : 2:47 PM

Who writes a haiku
here, that warrants removal?
Your grade is a B

# posted by

P. Rico : 3:23 PM

Swimming for Fitness,
I drowned daily for six weeks,
My grade was a "B"

# posted by

The Medievalist : 10:11 PM

I still don't know
what a Haiku is
But I guess I got a B

# posted by

Anonymous : 12:14 AM

Last paper that year
Hated lit theory, dissed it
My grade was a B.

# posted by

Swissgirl : 5:26 PM

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Haiku Friday: My Grade Was a "B"

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