Saturday, January 02, 2010

 

Avatar! The best movie ever about blue people!


Last night I went to the cinema to watch the blockbuster 3-D hit Avatar. A few reflections:

1) It is the best movie I have ever seen about blue people.

2) The special effects are amazing. There is one scene where this giant combination plane-helicopter thingee is crashing into this big tree where the blue people live, and the guy next to me looked like he was going to barf.

3) If I had one complaint, it would be about how the blue people came off. They wore these ridiculous hats and lived in silly places, and spent a lot of time hugging and singing. That's not what aliens are supposed to be like!

# posted by Mark Osler @ 4:58 PM
Comments:
It's one thing to TP the wrong house.
It's quite another to wander into the wrong theater!
Bob
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 5:32 PM
 
Blue people? Were you experimenting with some 'really' old wine before you went into that theater?
# posted by Blogger Christine : 7:31 PM
 
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# posted by Blogger Micah : 7:36 PM
 
I know! And why were there those awesome 10-foot-tall alien hunter guys called "Avatars" who were controlled remotely by humans working for a mining corporations in The Smurfs Movie 3: Happy Bunny Genie Magicland? I didn't know that the Smurfs knew so many funny four-letter words!
# posted by Blogger Micah : 7:37 PM
 
Your blog keeps getting better and better! Your older articles are not as good as newer ones you have a lot more creativity and originality now keep it up!
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 8:45 PM
 
Anon. 8:45--

Yeah, well, I'm on vacation. Wait until Monday... it will be write back to blah blah blah, death penalty this, sentencing guidelines that, blah blah blah...
# posted by Blogger Mark Osler : 10:58 PM
 
I saw the new George Clooney movie. it was really weird.
# posted by Blogger tydwbleach : 8:38 AM
 
Micah, I saw The Smurfs Movie 3: Happy Bunny Genie Magicland, too. I have to admit, the female Smurf is a babe. Nearly as good as Betty Rubble.
Bob
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 9:47 AM
 
Bob--

I didn't know about Papa Smurf's prowess with an enormous bow and neurotoxin-tipped arrow up until I saw the movie!

Perhaps the trend will continue on to Smurf IV: Happy Squirrel Bunny Adventures!
# posted by Blogger Micah : 2:38 PM
 
Prof, I got the same comment on my blog by the same anonymous with regards to my review of Avatar... I am beginning to suspect we are being trolled by James Cameron.

YOU HEAR ME JAMES? YOUR MOVIE WAS A DISAPPOINTMENT AND YOU CAN DO BETTER.
# posted by Blogger No one : 5:03 AM
 
I can't take this or any movie by the Director of Titanic seriously.
# posted by Blogger IPLawguy : 4:58 PM
 
I bet that you wouldn't be saying that if Titanic was about blue people who lived on floating mountains and built a ship for some reason (that eventually crashed, after much shooting of toxin-tipped arrows).
# posted by Blogger Micah : 5:13 PM
 
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