Friday, December 11, 2009

 

Haiku Friday: Portrait of the Law Student As a Young Man


The above self-portrait shows the sad childhood of my student, Justin T. This image is just one of several which display the depressing world of a boy forced to watch a coin-operated washing machine instead of a television, made to sleep every night on a tanning bed, who ate alone at a diner every day for lunch, and whose only friend was an imaginary mohawk-sporting, guitar playing giraffe.

Fortunately, things worked out for Justin-- I have found that as a law student, he works hard on things he enjoys. Apparently, there were no long-term effects of watching the wash every day.

So, let's haiku today about our childhood eccentricities. For what it is worth, I consider childhood to last right through college...

Here is mine:

Our game: Ride your bike
Fast to the guard rail, then stop;
George bit off his tongue!

Now it is your turn...

Comments:
Oft did I dream of
Worlds undreamt by man or god
They are my stories.

(Context: I would often tell my parents fanciful lies when I was a child of worlds and people that didn't exist. Those that have stuck with me have become the basis for my short stories. Of course, being a young turk with a taste for science fiction and fantasy has made me a nerd, a somewhat endearing quality that has stuck with me into adulthood, and cursed me with a tendency toward escapism as a method of dealing with stress.)
 
Imaginary friend:
"Dennis the Pedestrian."
Kinda boring guy.
 
As an Air Force brat,
I saw the world. I am still
Travel-haunted.
Bob
 
Two sisters in bed
Reading books all summer long
Was it an escape?
 
Imaginary ?
Grounded in reality!
My mind, a blank slate
 
My goblin puppet
I would speak only through it
The year Josh was born.
 
Wore a toilet seat
Around my neck for two weeks
Thought it looked cool.
 
I named my dog
"Sir Tipton, King of Sudan"
His nickname was "Ralph."
 
I once told someone
a story about a plane
crashing in our yard.
 
Everything I’ve said
for weeks has been a Haiku.
When will it end?
 
I thought I was her.
Harriet The Spy. I spied
on most Everyone.
 
Lived on an island
convinced everyone that I
dated Leif Garrett
 
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