Friday, October 02, 2009

 

Haiku Friday: Snax!



Today's topic is snacks. I'm tired of heavy, serious haikus, and it is also football season. Sure, if you want to write about Letterman or the economy or whatever, go right ahead, but I shall write of snacks:

What are these "Chee-toes?"
Are they cheese or are they toes?
The scary truth: both!

Now it is your turn...

Comments:
Crunchy and salty:
Tostitos always make me
forget my diet!
 
Potato chips are
Great delivery system
For my salt and fat.
 
there is no debate:
Martha Stover chocolates
The one true snack food.
 
Wiener Wings: hot dogs
Wrapped in white bread,and then baked
Perfect football snack.
 
Tubby, I'm sicken'd
By your terrible diet plan
Snack on bark and leaves.
 
Query: Who's snacking
At the Vagabond Inn in
Compton this morning?
 
Hello I am back
From weeks and weeks on the road
Overseas. US.

Fritos perfect food.
As a snack; in a pie. Yum.
From Texas! Amen.
 
All fried, tasty treats
At the State Fair of Texas
Where snack food is King.
 
tradelawguy is right;
he stole my favorite snack!
Fritos: snacking bliss.
 
Rye chips, spice and taste;
Chex Mix's Bold Party Blend
trumps all other snacks.
 
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Funyuns
 
"Funyuns" isn't haiku
(Nor is it an edible food);
It is a koan.
 
Jolt Cola and some
Twizzlers, make me forget that
the Av's kinda stink.
 
PopTarts and a Coke
Little Debbies and Triscuits
All four food groups there!

Mrs. CL
 
Microwave popcorn
Snackfood bliss. Diet Pepsi.
Gummy Anything.

Having kids means that
you NEVER EVER sleep in
EVER AGAIN. Nope.
 
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