Monday, September 28, 2009

 

Uh-oh....


It looks like Baylor quarterback (and leading candidate for the Baylor Presidency, I think) Robert Griffin III is out for the rest of the season with a knee injury. This is bad news for Baylor.

This also means that returning to a starting role will be Blake Szymanski. A Senior, Szymanski was the starter for his sophomore year (before Griffin arrived) and racked up impressive passing numbers in an offensive scheme which pretty much did nothing but pass the ball.

Unfortunately, as shown in the picture, Szymanski is handicapped by having a small dog growing out of his midsection. While he has described this dog as "his biggest cheerleader and fan," it does slow him down and make him easier to tackle.

Comments:
He plays football and has a small dog?! I'm marrying the wrong man.
 
Is Baylor offering refunds on tickets?
 
It looks surgically attached
 
Can he train it to bite opposing would-be tacklers?
 
I played against his brothers in high school. All of them were great athletes. I think one of them ended up in professional baseball after going out to a pro tryout at Princeton. He had not played baseball in years.

Neither brother, as far as I could tell, had a similar growth.
 
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