Wednesday, July 22, 2009
Ni Hao!
Uh-oh! A few days ago, IPLawGuy tipped me off that the Razor's #1 source for news, The Onion, has been purchased by the Chinese. It turns out that this is not only true, but that the purchaser is Gordon Davenport's Yu Wan Mei Corporation. Having been through a similar trauma myself (the failed purchase of the Razor by The French, leading to a poor impersonation of me and incomprehensible posts), I certainly hope for better luck with this venture. Of course, by working together in a spirit of unity, much can be accomplished:
Police Still Searching For Missing Productive, Obedient Woman
Police Still Searching For Missing Productive, Obedient Woman
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Ah, Vince. We meet again. Next time, please remember the three key rules of the Razor:
1. All comments must be made without the inclusion of "text language".
2. No advertising shall be allowed on the Razor.
C. All comments must have something to do with the post, unless by either Tydwbleach, IPLawGuy, or another loyal Razorite.
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Micah
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1. All comments must be made without the inclusion of "text language".
2. No advertising shall be allowed on the Razor.
C. All comments must have something to do with the post, unless by either Tydwbleach, IPLawGuy, or another loyal Razorite.
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Micah
Funnt Toy! At Price that is Afford! Many Flavor and Size, Child and Parent to Use! Fun!
You do me too much honor. As you know, the Onion's transformation into "the people's paper" is logical and long overdue. Many will celebrate this act of permanent revolution! I work only to improve my community and my company and cannot accept any of the glory than will inevitably come from their ascent.
On a related note, the kind and benevolent Yu Wan Mei Company is offering Razor visitors a free fish voucher with every 30 unique visits. Good for any 50-pound purchase of fish by-products for use in Yu Wan Mei Fish Time. "Yu Wan Mei Fish Time is the only Fish Time made for everyone, and so delicious!"
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On a related note, the kind and benevolent Yu Wan Mei Company is offering Razor visitors a free fish voucher with every 30 unique visits. Good for any 50-pound purchase of fish by-products for use in Yu Wan Mei Fish Time. "Yu Wan Mei Fish Time is the only Fish Time made for everyone, and so delicious!"
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