Osler's Razor

This person wants to be a contestant in the ridiculous reality show - just practicing, right?
 

I know that show! It will be hosted by John McEnroe and Shania Twain. Contestants will compete for the chance to host their own lobotomy on live TV while also finding that special person to marry. Each week they will be presented with a number of semi-life-threatening challenges involving things like making out with strangers, making their way from New Mexico to Montana on only four dollars, or trying to guess the price of an outdoor inflatable movie screen.

The contestant shown here was eliminated in week four, and had to "get off the bus." The panel of celebrity judges (Loretta Swit, Puck, and Shaun Cassidy) complained that in order to win this competition you have to "really put yourself out there," and this person failed to do that. In a heartfelt and teary clip at the end of the show, this contestant said they were not going to be okay, but that this will not be the last we hear of him.

I LOVE that show. It always makes me cry.
 

I wonder how many liability forms they have to sign before participating in that ridiculous show where everyone bounces off moving objects trying to get to the prize? And please don't tell me that smacking into those dense foam objects doesn't hurt.
 

I WANNA do this!
 

I'm surprised these things still exist. Talk about a lawsuit waiting to happen. I once saw a 250 dad laucnch his little daughter about 65 feet into the air on one of these things.