Friday, February 06, 2009

 

Haiku Friday: North Korea-- Scary or Just Weird?


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Let's haiku on North Korea this week:

Kim Jong Il! You are
The funniest dictator
Who makes your suits, dude?

Now it is your turn:

Comments:
Osler's haiku had
Just four syllables in the
final line! EVIL!
 
Jesus on Death Row,
Osler's book is very well written.
Buy at Amazon.
-------Mr. CL

As an interesting note, you can purchase it new for about 12.50, but one seller has it used for over 64.00. I wonder if used books are more valuable . . .
 
Korean Haiku?
Paradox and conundrum.
Is this thing legal?
 
Had a Kim Jong Il
Problem for counseling class
Easy A? Um, no.
 
North Korea
An easy five syllables
Thanks, Mr. Osler!
 
Kim Jong Il. Scary.
Not the suit. It's the haircut.
Cosmo Kramer? Hmm.
 
Scary, Kim Jong Il
Wax Museum figureen
Who will replace him?

Last sighted in fall
or was it a stunt double
drinking a Mai Tai
 
Gasparilla week
I miss the non-stop drinking
My liver doesn't
 
Spencer talks to himself,
Has imaginary friends.
Teacher not worried.

Says he is smart, even
if he thinks a bulldozer
is his friend. Okay.

So. He calls Mt. Hood
"My Snowy Mountain Friend." No
problem. Got it. Cool.

I am too old for this.
 
Tyd, you are too old
For heroin, crack, speedballs
Time to try decaf!
 
If Kim Jong-Il scares
You must be afraid of lots
Not too worried there.

Much more worried 'bout
Getting myself a good job
I hate not working.
 
Anon 3:46

I was talking about my four year old. he talks to inanimate objects and has imaginary friends. His teacher thinks that is normal. So I am gonna go with that answer and call it a day.
 
Lane, sell your soul and
make some real money. The poor
house isn't worth it.



ps. do pro bono on the side and yes, you will get over it when you have $$$ in your bank account. Idealism is great for the soul and bad for the pocket - you are young, you will learn.
 
Too damned sad to think
Of the very many things i gave
up to waste 'me' here

On the subject of kim-

Dictators come and
Go off quietly into
the fear we gave them

You could say it's been a bad day. Haikus were fun though.
 
Thomas was a tank
Spencer should watch cartoons more
Says his snowy friend

In North Korea
do they watch Sesame Street?
Big Bird is yellow

(ok beer with dinner has warped me a bit)
 
I sold my soul but
Not for rock and roll. I just
Want to prosecute
 
Rush, is parody
Kim Jong Il listens often
He believes his show
 
Kim Jong Ir will bow
You wup, bad capitarist
Peopow who suck rots
 
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