Wednesday, December 03, 2008

 

Things we should get at the law school

1. Soft-serve ice cream machine
2. Nerf war area
3. Chicago Lounge

# posted by Mark Osler @ 11:32 AM
Comments:
2. Plaxico Burress to serve as a PC witness.
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 11:39 PM
 
3. A margarita machine.
# posted by Blogger The Medievalist : 11:48 PM
 
4. An ice machine we can access any time - even when Maria isn't there.
# posted by Blogger diadelkendall : 11:51 PM
 
Energy drink taps in the classrooms where Prof. Serr teaches.
# posted by Blogger Unknown : 1:01 AM
 
Cots and showers
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 3:27 AM
 
Dear Odin, no! Prof. Serr hyped up on Red Bull would be the end of life as we know it! The amount of refreshing, rereading and repreparing a man can do is limited!

I kid, Prof. Serr. Actually, I'm following your advice and continuing to update my outlines as I read about new cases.
# posted by Blogger No one : 4:56 AM
 
"Dear Odin, no!"? Lane, you are baiting the prof now, aren't you?
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 8:18 AM
 
I think a fancy portrait of me would be nice...you could put it in one of the stalls for all I care.
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 8:22 AM
 
Hmmm... there are a lot of beverage-based suggestions here. Are you people thirsty?
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 9:19 AM
 
Mountain Dew
# posted by Blogger STB2 : 9:40 AM
 
Mountain Dew in IV bags.
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 10:01 AM
 
A water cooler.
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 10:01 AM
 
Youtube videos on the tvs at the end of the hallway.
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 10:09 AM
 
A wailing wall.
# posted by Blogger _B_ : 10:16 AM
 
15. Some kind of uniformed mascot
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 10:47 AM
 
Someone to cut Osler's hair.
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 11:05 AM
 
A capsule hotel?
And, a pina colada machine to go with The Medievalist's theme...
# posted by Blogger Ginger Hunter : 11:13 AM
 
A moat.
# posted by Blogger JT : 11:32 AM
 
I always wanted a big movie theater style popcorn machine. Microwave popcorn just isn't the same.

Our law school breakroom DID have a lamp made out of a bust of Elvis Presley, however.
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 12:11 PM
 
I left a "signed" copy of Sammy Davis Jr.'s book "Yes, I Can!" in the Yale Law Library. Kind of a Spinal Tap thing...
# posted by Blogger Mark Osler : 1:04 PM
 
Aaron Neville's "A Soulful Christmas" playing in the student lounge from Dec. 1st until The Break.
# posted by Blogger EBC4 : 1:05 PM
 
jobs for graduates.
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 1:28 PM
 
Horse carousel, gun range, car wash, and dog sitters.

EBC4 has asked me to make a few more suggestions for him: he would like a hair stylist, free hair products, Nike shoe gallery, wheat grass shots.

Slang
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 1:40 PM
 
20. A breezy, attractive, informal hall big enough to hold dances or high school proms.
Oh, wait ...
RFDIII
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 2:53 PM
 
I'm going to leave a "signed" copy of O.J. Simpson's "If I Did It" in the Baylor Law library when I graduate.
# posted by Blogger JT : 3:16 PM
 
I often make exclamations to Norse gods. I don't have a religion, so I figure an oath to one being I don't believe in is as good as another. Next month I might go Sumerian.

And we can only cut Prof. Osler's hair if we also get someone to cut Prof. Bates' hair. In fact, we could just let Prof. Guinn do it.
# posted by Blogger No one : 3:42 PM
 
By "signed," I meant that I signed it (albeit, as Sammy Davis, Jr.), with a hearty salutation to the Yale Law School community.
# posted by Blogger Mark Osler : 4:05 PM
 
Chicago lounge? What about a Detroit line?
# posted by Blogger liberaldespoticterrorist : 4:27 PM
 
What goes on in a "Chicago Lounge?" Does Chicago run it? What is the furniture like?
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 5:24 PM
 
when is someone going to mention "a bikini team"?!!? preferably female.
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 7:18 PM
 
I can think of nothing more terrifying then a portrait of Dallas ADA staring at me in a bathroom stall.

I suggest the installation of a cross immediately behind the statute of "spirit walker" out in front of the law school
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 8:17 PM
 
The CL's. You know, to bring a little mischief and lighten things up a bit.

Mrs. CL
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 10:28 PM
 
I second the idea of The CLs. Or maybe some Unitarian Dancers.
# posted by Blogger tydwbleach : 10:52 PM
 
A professional masseuse would have been nice. Heck, I wish my law firm had one.
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 11:35 PM
 
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