Tuesday, November 18, 2008

 

It sounds like things are going well for GED3!


I have received word from GED3, and the news is good from the cub AUSA in Tucson. He reports the following:

1) He got to argue his first sentencing-- his first chance to make an appearance on behalf of the United States.

2) He also got to tour the border in a Blackhawk helicopter. Yow!

3) He has also been issued a flamethrower, and is learning how to use it.

# posted by Mark Osler @ 8:33 PM
Comments:
I think I know that Panda... He might have done some work on my house.
# posted by Blogger tydwbleach : 2:20 AM
 
What about the important stuff? Has he been banned from any buffets yet?
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 2:53 PM
 
Osler, I don't believe much in therapy but I'll pay for you to see someone about this Panda obsession.
# posted by Blogger liberaldespoticterrorist : 3:39 PM
 
It's not just a panda... it's a panda with a flamethrower.
# posted by Blogger Mark Osler : 6:34 PM
 
That, sir, makes it all the more disturbing.

I'm sorry to say that I don't think I can make it to the debate tonight. I'm worried about pandas attacking me as I enter. Since my dog privileges inside the building have been revoked, I no longer feel safe and fear a prison style shanking from pandas.
# posted by Blogger liberaldespoticterrorist : 6:37 PM
 
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