Wednesday, September 03, 2008
Happy Birthday, Prof. Larry Bates!
It really is Bates' birthday. From what I understand, he has so far received this "Balloon Bates," a card from Unidentified Woman, some beer, and several unsolicited high-water driving tips.
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I think we should all chip in and get him a barber kit which he can use to cut his own hair. You can consider it to be the gift that keeps on giving.
Or a flow-bie, which is this thing you somehow hook up to your vaccuum cleaner to cut your own hair. That is, if they're still on the market, what with the law suits I'm sure were filed.
He is just so cool-looking . . . I mean, if I was in law school, I would hope for a professor or two like that. (At least, at my now-advanced age, I would. I if were twenty-two years old, I wouldn't know what to think). Cutting his hair would be a travesty . . .
And that vacuum-cleaner thing sounds awful.
And that vacuum-cleaner thing sounds awful.
# posted by 
: 9:26 PM
: 9:26 PM
I'm just pleased I wasn't in the car with him as the "unidentified man" when he made his "flood faux pas." Happy Birthday Old Man! Next time I come to the law school I'm going to park as close to your car as possible and there is nothing you can do about it.
# posted by : 10:58 PM
: 10:58 PM
Don't go changing (your hair) to try and please me, I love you just the way you are...oooouummm ooouummm!
Happy Birthday LB! Hope it was fantabulous, please come see us and eat beer butt chicken soon.
Love, the CL's
Happy Birthday LB! Hope it was fantabulous, please come see us and eat beer butt chicken soon.
Love, the CL's
# posted by : 10:59 PM
: 10:59 PM
the best part about the car story is knowing how careful bates is with his beamer- double parking it a quarter mile away from the law school even during the summer quarter, all to have it nearly washed away in a moment of bad judgment, oh the things men do when they have the siren song of unidentified woman in their ear
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