Friday, September 19, 2008

 

Haiku Friday in the Fall


Happy haiku Friday! It kinda cooled down this week, due to the devastating hurricane, and it feels like Autumn may arrive someday. That's as good as it gets in Texas.

Still, let's haiku. Here are the topics:

1) The French: "Cheese-eating surrender monkeys."
2) Betty Rubble
3) Wilma Flintstone
4) Who is hotter: Betty or Wilma? Or Fred?
5) Bullwinkle
6) The moral hazards of nationalizing gigantic multinational corporations
7) Goo
8) The worst cartoon ever
9) Ill-fitting clothes
10) Diet Coke

Here is mine:

Watching Speed Racer--
Parents freak. Mom hates violence,
Dad, the awful art.

(Which is true. This happened when I was 8).

Now, you write one (or more):

Comments:
"Why are Moot Court briefs
required to be so brief?
Not enough pages!!"

"Law library closed,
now surrounded by undergrads.
Lord, just kill me now."
 
h R Puffinstuff
Worst show on TV, ever
What were those big things?
 
Day Three, Tiki Island
I can see sky through two walls
Clean up continues
 
Gordon- Galveston?
Wonder what task he has? Oh!
Eating the seafood.
 
WE ARE BACK. Its Good.
Back in our house! After all this
time away, Its GREAT.

Have a date for the
Mediation now too, in
November. Two Months.

Maybe after we'll
forget this ever happened.
Probably not, though.

We can't do much to
help Hurricane victims. Wish
we could do more, though.

But I CAN relate.
Hope things clear up and cheer up
for them VERY soon.

Anyone want to
relocate to OR? We'll make
some room for you here!

Oregon is a
GREAT place to live. Honestly.
Nice people, weather.
 
Baby turns seven
Man, he was a tough infant
He is much improved
 
Rocky, Bullwinkle,
Frostbite Falls, Minnesota
Boris, Natasha.
 
I love Frostbite Falls
That is where we shoot the moose
And I can "field dress."
 
Cheese eating? C'est vrai.
Surrender Monkey? Mon Dieu!
Swiss not so neutral.

Tyd is back at home.
Now, all is right with the world,
until November.
 
Go, Speed Racer, Go!
No surrender monkey, him
But that Racer X...
 
For LPMO

Playmobil, Legos
Chocolate cake and sorbet
September 19th
 
Wilma or Betty?
Boring!Personally, I
Always liked Barney.
 
The red shirted Lego
Looks a bit like Newt Gingrich
Maybe he is right?

Love,
Matt
 
Ban the short seller.
Bad, Bad, Bad, Bad, Bad, Bad, Bad.
Upset free market.
 
Sarah Palin hair
Lego has it down perfect
Need a dinosaur.
 
The Republicans:
Using your wallet as their
Rich guy ATM
 
Yes, Lehman got screwed.
Bail out everyone except them.
Must be Deomcrats.
 
Bullwinkle J. Moose
Narrator was Bill Conrad
Gunsmoke and Cannon
 
Photo freaks me out
lego people, disturbing
Creepy hooklike hands
 
Strangest day of Contracts II
Trail walked in with Whatsamatta U. shirt
Still wore loafers

(Away with your rhyme schemes; this is art.)
 
Must give credit where
Credit due: "Cheese-eating
Surrender monkeys"

Was RRL's phrase
First. But I like the French,
Who now employ me.
 
Cheddar-Head People
They are all from Wisconsin
Fatter than the French.
 
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