Tuesday, June 03, 2008
Recipe: Fake Stanley Cup
I know that the Razor promises recipes, but too rarely delivers. So, today, I offer you this recipe for a fake Stanley Cup:
Step 1: Get an empty water cooler container, like one of those big Ozarka jugs (leave water in, if you want it to be heavy)
Step 2: Get plastic buckets (ice cream, yougort, sour cream etc.) of varying diameter and attach on top of each other with greatest diameter on bottom. Attach this structure to top of water cooler bottle.
Step 3: Top the appartus with a bowl.
Step 4: Cover with tin foil.
Step 5: Walk around neighborhood in Wings jersey hoisting cup and high-fiving confused Texan neighbors. If they seem upset (and, typically, armed), just yell "Go, Spurs!" once, and they will settle down thinking you are not clinically insane, just from San Antonio.
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hahaha so you're saying its a viable excuse that I was escorting the cup around and couldn't do the readings?
I think if you said just "Go Spurs" they'd think you were a yankee spy. The proper phrase, according to the official team website, is "Go Spurs Go." I'm just trying to keep the streets safe for people who make fake Stanley Cups.
Another safety-promoting option might be to fill up the Stanley Cup with some local beverage, such as Dr Pepper.
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Another safety-promoting option might be to fill up the Stanley Cup with some local beverage, such as Dr Pepper.
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