Osler's Razor

I generally have a real disdain for golf, both because it serves as a kind of crack cocaine for rich guys, and because when I see it on television it makes about as much sense as cricket. However, this year's U.S. Open was fantastic. Consider the following:

1) The championship came down to two guys named "Rocco" and "Tiger," neither of which is a typical golf name (ie, "Thurston" or "Sterling").

2) Rocco and Tiger actually look like athletes.

3) In the end, these two played a full 18-hole playoff, and then they tied that, leading to a sudden death win on the seventh hole for Tiger.

4) After the match, Rocco and some other Bloods were attacked by Crips (this often happens when they have the Open in Southern California), and then Tiger came and did some amazing jujitsu moves, saving Rocco and sending the attackers to a spectacular death in the Pacific Ocean some 100 feet below.