Friday, June 06, 2008

 

Leaving politics behind (mostly), let us haiku together...


I actually didn't know that there was a short-lived WB show called "Grosse Pointe," but I find myself there nonetheless, at my parents' house. They're fine, thanks.

But enough pleasantries, let us haiku. Here are the topics for the week:

1) O'bama: Irish?
2) The WB
3) Politics on the Razor
4) Terrible, trashy television
5) The Sex and the City movie
6) Wings win!
7) Now Waco is a sweltering Hell of Summertime debauchery
8) Gore-Tex
9) Hockey pants
10) Summer music

Here is mine:

I apologize
For "squirted" and "goalie pants"
In the same sentence.

Now, you haiku!

Comments:
Now Waco is a
sweltering Hell of Summer.
Debauchery time.
 
I love politics
on the Razor!! Gives me a
chance to sound crazy!!
 
Go Spurs Go! Go, go!
Go go go Spurs, go, go, go!
Oh. Now they stopped.
 
"Wings win!" he slobbers
in a bar. The game is long
over--still yelling!
 
At Nats game last night
Got to taunt Penguins fan
About Goalie Buttpuck
 
New show on, called "HURL":
"Competitors" eat and spew
The US is doomed.
 
No coincidence
"Sex and the City" is by
"trashy TV" here
 
Everyone knows your
Next president is Coco
Bow to the bunny!
 
A Series on Hope

Barack qualified?
Holiday Inn Express great,
But it has limits.

Fifty-seven states
Full of hope-change-hope-change-hope:
And still, no substance.

Sure, he can speak well.
The man has a silver tongue.
No one questions that.

I might be impressed
But I've seen dozens as good
Just in Practice Court.

Still, maybe he's right.
Maybe our hope can change things.
I hope he loses.

--JRH
 
Oh, please don't spoil my
Guilty pleasure. "Sex and the
City." Seeing the

Movie on Sunday.
Reward for spending a week
With spoiled teenagers.
 
Feb. 2009
Razor will go digital
Must buy converter.
 
That buttpuck goalie
Was usually super
Stupid Goalie pants!
 
Sex and the City
I saw the movie. Loved it.
But I am a chick.

Monday Habib comes.
Can't wait to see him, discuss
my tile fantasies.

African gray slate?
Don't tease me. Bill calls Habib
My Tile Boyfriend. He's not.

He's my Tile Soulmate.
He gets it, he has "The Vision Thing." Like GHWBush (41)

I tell Habib I
want a Turtle themed bathroom.
He gets it, he knows.

Still hate the goat farm.
I complain WAY too much. I
know this. Its not good.

Will move July 31st.
Can't afford furniture, floors,
appliances. Don't care.

Just want to be home.
Its been 14 months. I could
write a Blues song @ it.

Until then, I am just
Packing the Pod. Sounds dirty.
Cannot wait to move.

Preschool ended for
summer, now swimming, Kinder
Kempo and Day Camp.

Pretty soon, kid will
be home all day, watching stupid
"Hard Hat Harry" movie.

Spencer has watched it 9000
times. I want to tie up HHH,
throw him off a bridge.
 
Please don't even start
About Sex and the City
It's porn for women

Read that in the news
But the paper gave it 3
whole entire stars.

Wo could even watch
This crap?!? Of course I can't go.
I am twelve years old.
 
He squirted the puck
From his Gore-Tex goalie pants
It helped the Wings win!
 
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