Friday, June 27, 2008

 

Dang! Non-Immunity Haiku Friday


I just realized that for about the 400th time in a row, I think I called on people with immunity on immunity day. (Provided last Thursday was immunity day). I NEVER remember. Urgh.

So, should I pay them their 5 bucks back?

Anyways, it is haiku Friday. You may select from the following themes:

1) Guns
2) Osler ignored my immunity
3) Guinn's happy day
4) The Washington Nationals
5) Nirvana
6) High school prom
7) Get Smart
8) Worm-velopes
9) Justice Scalia
10) Bathing

Here is mine:

Too much of a hassle
To buy worms and envelopes?
Buy my worm-velopes!

Now you get to go--

Comments:
U.S. Supreme Court
I bet Nino wet his pants
giving guns thumbs-up.
 
Another topic that you accidentally left off the list:

11) Spain in the European Cup Final against Germany!

Germany and Spain,
Sunday night in Vienna,
The blood will run hot!
 
Habib is in the
house. 3 baths done.Next: Kitchen,
Dining, Hall, Foyer, fireplace.

All Montauk Black Slate.
Love it. Also I'm growing
a Bionic arm.

Ordered wall oven,
cooktop. Locked salesperson in
dishwasher. Good times.

Supreme Court is wack.
Weird decisions. And what's with
those outfits? All black...

Thirty Four Days left
on Goat Farm. Our dog ate a gopher
yesterday. SO gross.

How do people do it?
Live on farms, with animals?
Gross stuff going on. Eww.

Never thought I'd miss
the suburbs. Need to get out
of gross Green Acres.
 
Justice Scalia
Right hand wielding the hand gun
Left hand dials phone

Or so he suggests according to Nina Totenberg.

Deutschland Uber Alles!!

Medievalist, what is Spains rallying cry?
 
My wife is not here.
So bathing has diminished.
Apologies, all.
 
Things to really fear:
Dollar, Oil, Stagflation, Snow(!).
Take that Scalia.
 
Tune Wedgie Today
"Glad" by Traffic won't leave head
Winwood's Piano

One Game Winning Streak
Perez on the Hill Tonight
Cold Beer at Nats Park.
 
perez drinks cold beer
then he pitches for the nats
good-bye one game streak!
 
Immunity day?
We don't get that in my job
I would pay richly
 
I wish I could go
Back to highschool prom again
But this time, with boobs.

Justice Scalia!
Your name has 5 syllables!
Perfect for haiku!
 
Originalist:
Making it up as they go
Along. Hurray Guns!
 
I still remember this one...

Me: Hey Oz, Im going through some personal stuff, can I get a no call day today.

Oz: Yeah you have earned one day.

Later that day...in Class, Oz calls on...Me.

:) Thanks.
 
i don't think you called on anyone with immunity.
 
Get Smart at BU?
Not with Scruffy's so close by.
Summer: Girls bare arms.
 
Most corrupt Supreme
Ever? "Justice" Scalia: His
Ranking is assured!

My fave Traffic song?
"The Low Spark of High-Heeled Boys"
Then "John Barleycorn"

RFDIII
 
Known for Keyboard work
Winwood's guitar solo rocks
Mr. Fantasy

Scalia corrupt?
That's just silly. Please avoid
Ad Hominem
 
I'll miss Eurocup
Zurich its old staid self, no
more over-the-top.
 
No robot Hymie
In the new Get Smart Movie
Not P.C. I guess

Get Smart: The Nude Bomb
No one else remembers it.
I paid to see it!
 
Mr. Scalia,
What were the framers views on
Panda bear smuggling?
 
I will avoid the
Ad hominem attacks when
Scalia does too.
 
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My child has left camp
She says she bathed once each day.
She smells like a horse.

I want a shoe phone.
No, wait. Then folks would call me
more than they do now.

Not in BU law...
Immunity worth five bucks?!?
You must be quite tough!
 
Facts are facts: No judge
Has ever accepted more
Junkets than Scalia.

He disgraces the
Name of the Supreme Court on
A daily basis.
 
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