Monday, May 19, 2008
Who can borrow my flamethrower? (Pt. 2)
People who can borrow my flamethrower:
Amanda Sturgill
Mrs. CL
The Dadaist
Prof. Wren
Spanish Medievalist
Swissgirl
Shoji Tabuchi
Stokes
Nathan the Law Student
_B_
Ninja Coco
GED3 (only for purposes of helping boy scouts get their Flamethrower merit badge)
Craig
Bob Darden
Micah
Clark
DiaDelKendall's 4-year-old
Yee (but you can't have my Panda)
People who cannot borrow my flamethrower:
Dan Buck
Prof. Wren's Wookie
TradelawGuy
Tyd
Wedgehead (pictured below)
Marty Turco
Lane
Chad
Matt
Prof. Fusilier
iharrypotter
Mr. Lego
Tom
Pop
RRL
IPLawGuy (linked video actually features IPLawGuy!)
Wondering if I would trust YOU with a flamethrower? Just ask in the comments section, and I will add you to one list or the other!
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I am pretty sure I already know the answer to this. With my mediation coming up July 7, I doubt That would be the best thing for me to be around.
I wouldn't trust myself with one (so many pages of homework to burn, and so little time!), so I would hope you wouldn't either.
I would like to borrow you flamethower.
I have some work built up that requires a speedy disposition, and frankly, I've never been big on subtlety.
I have some work built up that requires a speedy disposition, and frankly, I've never been big on subtlety.
Using a flamethrower is much like using the spray gun at a carwash, right?
Maybe I could wield both simultaneously?
Maybe I could wield both simultaneously?
Come on ol' buddy, lend me the flamethrower and I'll let you put your hand on my leg for as long as you want!
You let a Panda have your flamethrower, but not Matt? That's just wrong. Panda's hate Americans. They can't stand our freedoms.
Now what is the reasoning for not allowing me to borrow the flamethrower? You have already disclosed my superpowers. The flamethrower would just top it off! I really think you should reconsider.
I would like to borrow your flamethrower, if for no other reason than so I can get GED3 back for using it to burn down my house. I need revenge!!!
Oh Honorable Oslersan - I would like to borrow your flamethrower for a most excellent addition to my Super A+ show extravaganza in wonderful Branson, MO. I see flames shooting from my violin as Hello Kitty dances in the aisles.
Right now I'm feeling pretty calm, but I can envision wanting the flamethrower to use when my uptight Swiss neighbors downstairs start trying to restrict my laundry usage, or my grilling on the balcony, even more.
Ok - if you are going to let Stokes borrow the flamethrower then I've got to qualify. If anything, I'll need it to defend myself from Stokes.....
Prof. Property--
You can't borrow the flamethrower simply because you don't need it with all those other powers. Plus, last time you returned it all covered with side-tabs and notations...
You can't borrow the flamethrower simply because you don't need it with all those other powers. Plus, last time you returned it all covered with side-tabs and notations...
Pleeeeeze can I borrow your flame thrower? I need to burn some offensive baby names. Not the babies. Just the names. I swear.
So-- You'll let a four-year-old, a sixth grader, a panda bear, and Gordon use the flamethrower, but not Pop? That's just not right. She's spunky!
I just thought it would work splendidly as my new car security system.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fDrzMGdYWZc&feature=related
Love,
Matt
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fDrzMGdYWZc&feature=related
Love,
Matt
I used to have flamethrower priviledges. Have I done something to violate the circle of trust?
Mrs. CL
Mrs. CL
Dear Professor Osler:
This is Stokes writing to say I just incinerated Pop. Thanks for not letting her borrow the flamethrower!!!!
Sincerely, the now only "new" associate,
Stokes.
This is Stokes writing to say I just incinerated Pop. Thanks for not letting her borrow the flamethrower!!!!
Sincerely, the now only "new" associate,
Stokes.
Flamethrower, you say?
I've got rehearsals for a play I'm directing this summer. If I see a script onstage after "off book" date well... I can only imagine the fun that would be!!
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I've got rehearsals for a play I'm directing this summer. If I see a script onstage after "off book" date well... I can only imagine the fun that would be!!
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