Monday, May 12, 2008
How is IPLawBaby?
People have been asking me-- how is the newest IPLawBaby doing? The answer is "not too bad." She is able to draw simple figures, but still will not clean her place after dinner or take out the trash.
Also, it must be hard sharing a home with her older sister, Reagan Baby. Not just the fame, but the constant instructions on "self-sufficiency," etc. I would imagine that the demand for another bottle is cause for being called a "Welfare Queen" by Reagan Baby.
So, what's going on, IPLawGuy?
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Iplawbaby likes to nurse. And sleep. And occasionally look around at the ceiling to see if Mommy is nearby so that she can nurse again.
Not a bad life.
Iplawkid aka Reaganbaby wishes the Iplawbaby would hurry up and learn to walk or at least crawl so that they could make us even crazier.
Ipawkid figures that if the baby could divert our attention, she, the older one, could then do things like turn on all the electronics in the house, play with running water without restriction and perhaps get outside and start one of the cars.
Not a bad life.
Iplawkid aka Reaganbaby wishes the Iplawbaby would hurry up and learn to walk or at least crawl so that they could make us even crazier.
Ipawkid figures that if the baby could divert our attention, she, the older one, could then do things like turn on all the electronics in the house, play with running water without restriction and perhaps get outside and start one of the cars.
# posted by 
: 11:28 AM
: 11:28 AM
I heard that the IPLaw sisters are coming out with a line of haute couture binky holders. They are also rumored to be collaborating with Spencer, Donut, the CL heathens and Pootie on a Ozfest-like summer tour. Alice Cooper is set to open.
I've also heard that Dada Drummer is filming a "behind the pack-n-play" documentary on the IPLaw family (but meanwhile, off stage, things were falling apart...)
Those IPLaw girls are too cute.
Mrs. CL
I've also heard that Dada Drummer is filming a "behind the pack-n-play" documentary on the IPLaw family (but meanwhile, off stage, things were falling apart...)
Those IPLaw girls are too cute.
Mrs. CL
# posted by : 2:52 PM
: 2:52 PM
Okay, sorry, this is not apropos of the (very cute) IPLawKids, but (Tyd) I have to announce that I have been to a real goat farm this weekend. Tons of goats: babies and mid-sized ones and adults. And the cheese they produced was WONDERFUL. And you can actually pet them.
Okay, I can see that if you had to live on a goat farm, and especially if you had to feed them and milk them, it could drive you crazy.
Maybe a party idea for the IPLawgirls' birthdays as toddlers . . . better than the bear pit in Bern.
Okay, I can see that if you had to live on a goat farm, and especially if you had to feed them and milk them, it could drive you crazy.
Maybe a party idea for the IPLawgirls' birthdays as toddlers . . . better than the bear pit in Bern.
# posted by : 3:58 PM
: 3:58 PM
Well, Iplawkid did have fun feeding the goats at a petting zoo a couple weeks back. Her favorite part was putting quarters into the machine that dispensed the feed.
She also liked turning on the water spigot designed for cleaning up afterwards.
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She also liked turning on the water spigot designed for cleaning up afterwards.
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