Thursday, May 08, 2008

 

Fiesta Friday of Haiku Magnificence



It's haiku time, friends! Here are the topics:

1) What I did with the one week between Spring and Summer quarters
2) The worst car ever
3) The worst dating relationship ever
4) Smoothies!
5) Television shows from hell
6) The wacky world of legal scholarship
7) Spam on my Windowns
8) Why won't anyone go see the Washington Nationals?
9) Riddles
10) Your favorite place in Waco

Here is mine:

Ford Fiesta, bad
Rattled and fell apart quick
Color of old dung.

Now it's your turn!

Comments:
My poor Fiesta,
Broken in by crack addict,
Blood on steering wheel.
 
i've always wanted
to haiku, but i'm not good.
smoothies! washington!
 
Ford Fiesta good!
Rollin' down the highway fast
Having hot car sex
 
at Java City,
the smoothie harpies scare me
and then make me cry

at the dealership
said a Dart to Fiesta,
"Baby, got hatchback!"
 
Puke green Fiesta
Friend had one, the axle broke
he was not happy

Nats crowds are bigger
Team is not losing as much
Weather is better
 
"Baby got hatchback"
Is that a car's pick-up line?
I have a pickup.
 
Spencer LOVES Swimming
Taking lessons now. I watch.
Looks like herding cats.

Spencer is now FOUR!!!
Where did my little guy go?
He's growing up FAST!!!

Today the POD is
coming. Cool way to store, move.
We're starting to pack.

Will NOT miss Goat Farm.
Might miss goat. Progress on house.
Should be done JULY!!!

Lawyers working hard.
I have two GREAT lawyers
Thanks to IPLAWGUY!!!!
 
Nats suck the big one
So sayeth the Mets, Dodgers,
Astros, and Rangers.
 
The Ford Fiesta:
Why Detroit is barren now.
NOT the unions.
RFDIII
 
The worst dating relationship ever:

Why are you crazy?
Your spaghetti is all right.
But your moods are not.
 
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