Friday, April 04, 2008
Haiku Friday!
I just can't hold it in anymore! I'm bursting with haiku! So, we'll start early this week.
This week, we will stick with the relaxed standards inspired by Jack Kerouac's haikus. In fact, let's go all the way in abandoning tradition and use two-line poems without any syllable requirements. If you feel the need for three, well, no problem-- let your freak flag fly.
Here are this week's topics:
1) Liturgical dance
2) 0-60 auto acceleration testing
3) Singing in French
4) Ballistics
5) Post-modern literary theory
6) Mime
7) Ranching
8) Tenure
9) The right car for Osler
10) The best fast-food hamburger
Here is mine:
Only one place--
Husky Boy Burgers.
Now-- you go, dogs! Go!
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Baylor's tenure policy:
An enigma wrapped in a riddle,
A tsunami across the blogosphere,
A chilling wind on potential new hires,
One of my saddest days as an alum.
John Lilley, fare the well.
We hardly knew ye.
Perhaps it is for the best ...
An enigma wrapped in a riddle,
A tsunami across the blogosphere,
A chilling wind on potential new hires,
One of my saddest days as an alum.
John Lilley, fare the well.
We hardly knew ye.
Perhaps it is for the best ...
# posted by 
: 9:02 PM
: 9:02 PM
Osler needs a new car
Many models there are
Fast food burgers are vile
but keep you full for a while
on cars many lawyers opined
Still osler cant make up his mind
Too young for a Caddy, too smart for a Ford
with Volvo and Toyota he will be bored
How will the professor ever decide
what car to buy for his new bad ride?
On Japanese, German, many have relied
But will he take a walk on the wild side?
I think I know Osler, up with him I grew,
I think he needs a Subaru
To forage in the woods as he likes to do
He needs all wheel drive and LL Bean too.
Or maybe he will turn to his Detroit roots
Buy American, get a truck, and some Cowboy boots
After all, in Texas he is now living
Though he often goes back to GP for Thanksgiving
I’m not seeing COWBOY in Osler though…
Maybe it’s his hair, I don’t know.
He’ll probably just get another Beemer
Probably the color of coffee creamer.
Many models there are
Fast food burgers are vile
but keep you full for a while
on cars many lawyers opined
Still osler cant make up his mind
Too young for a Caddy, too smart for a Ford
with Volvo and Toyota he will be bored
How will the professor ever decide
what car to buy for his new bad ride?
On Japanese, German, many have relied
But will he take a walk on the wild side?
I think I know Osler, up with him I grew,
I think he needs a Subaru
To forage in the woods as he likes to do
He needs all wheel drive and LL Bean too.
Or maybe he will turn to his Detroit roots
Buy American, get a truck, and some Cowboy boots
After all, in Texas he is now living
Though he often goes back to GP for Thanksgiving
I’m not seeing COWBOY in Osler though…
Maybe it’s his hair, I don’t know.
He’ll probably just get another Beemer
Probably the color of coffee creamer.
The Spanish Medeivalist
recently said
In that photo you look like
Unabomber Ted
That's why the Caption
on the pic should have read
"Only a Husky Boy Burrito
will get Ted to leave the Shed."
recently said
In that photo you look like
Unabomber Ted
That's why the Caption
on the pic should have read
"Only a Husky Boy Burrito
will get Ted to leave the Shed."
Je ne comprends pas.
Pourquoi mon père me faire chanter à cet étrange appareil?
Pourquoi mon père me faire chanter à cet étrange appareil?
# posted by : 2:00 AM
: 2:00 AM
The Butcher Shop is
the greatest place ever for
dead cow between buns.
The Tenure makes sense!
About as much as The Gays
Lovin' up The Straights...
Puffalumps make bad
Human cannonballs becuause
We're made of pure fluff
the greatest place ever for
dead cow between buns.
The Tenure makes sense!
About as much as The Gays
Lovin' up The Straights...
Puffalumps make bad
Human cannonballs becuause
We're made of pure fluff
Best burger
The Riverside Grill in
Charlottesville
Not fast, but
worth the wait
Had to re-open
Old grill caught fire
Burned the building down
The Riverside Grill in
Charlottesville
Not fast, but
worth the wait
Had to re-open
Old grill caught fire
Burned the building down
# posted by : 3:45 AM
: 3:45 AM
Singing in French
I thought was so hard
Now I know it could have been
Much easier
Had I tackled it
Like a memo or CivPro.
I thought was so hard
Now I know it could have been
Much easier
Had I tackled it
Like a memo or CivPro.
# posted by : 8:46 AM
: 8:46 AM
i think this household
has a curse
the dogs we get
go from bad to worse
i am about to
call the cops
my dog just ate
4 charms blow`pops
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has a curse
the dogs we get
go from bad to worse
i am about to
call the cops
my dog just ate
4 charms blow`pops
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