Friday, December 28, 2007

 

Post-Christmas Haiku Friday!


The week between Christmas and New Year has that languid air (at least for academics)-- you can sleep in a little, not quite clean up the house, mull over dinner plans. That's a perfect recipe for fine haiku!

Here are this week's topics:

1) Favorite Christmas ornaments
2) Worst Christmas tradition
3) Favorite part of Festivus
4) The gift I wish my child had not received
5) What a kid said at Christmas Eve services
6) My favorite present
7) New Year's plans
8) The death of Benazir Bhutto
9) 2008
10) Christmas-time birthdays

Here's mine:

A paper Big Fig
Made by kid, 1970,
A Christmas miracle.

Now it is your turn! Follow the handy 5 syllable/ 7 syllable/ 5 syllable format, and you are on your way!

Comments:
Note that the Big Fig
Is held by thin paper ring
That somehow survives.
 
Our best ornament
Made out of fishhooks by dad
Hard to hang on tree!
 
Disney Princesses!?
NO! Iplawkid prefers
trucks, balls and wrapping.
 
Our wing wearing kid
"spoke in tongues" during sermon
at Christmas Pageant
 
New Year's plan this year:
Leave the drinking to amateurs
Stay home with Xbox
 
Crashing of the car
My own Christmas tradition
Expensive, but fun!
 
Keeping New Years tame
Poker tournament with friends
Come on Royal Flush!
 
Lutefisk as food,
Gelatinous chunks of cod,
Smothered in cream.
 
Bhutto: Very Sad.
She was very brave, knew the risks.
Went there anyway.

Fav tradition is
Flaming of the Beef:Dim the lights;
Call the Raccoons in.

Fave Christmas food is:
pitted black olives in bowl.
Also Pecan Pie.

star made of sticks, straws
at Liggett pre-school, in year
1969.

New traditions now:
Whole Foods, Spencer, dogs and goat
Better than ever.

BEST GIFT is being
together at this crazy
rental house with goat.

Out of Occupied
France. Faux Chateau no mo, goat
named Elmo runs show.
 
Noise amplifier
With voice-altering effects
Given to my son

I will get revenge
On the giver of that gift
Their kids get air horns
 
CA weather says
Texas: warmest in nation
perfect weekend trip
 
Grievances aired
Unknowing Festivus Day
December 30
 
Favorite present:
Crayon-written message, said
"I love you Mommy!"
 
Day after Christmas
That's my birthday. Often there's
Some other event

Like 2004:
Tsunami on that day, or
Bhutto's death, next day.

So much all at once;
Yanks us back into the world
Quick, after Christmas.

* * * *
 
Favorite present--
Call from sister: "We've eloped!"
On a ski slope. Wow.
 
Ode to a former landlord
by Tydwbleach.

By the Way,
I must say,
Seems bad Karma has been sent:
Cuz Faux Chateau is STILL for rent.

Not to brag,
Not to Gloat,
But we are happier with the goat.
Guess Fake France is not so haute.

Not really haiku
but it will do
My kid NEVER EVER stops talking
How about you?
 
New Iplaw BABY's
name should be: NOT Ladybird
But BABYBIRD. There.

MAMIE and BABYBIRD.
I Like it.

Now I suppose we have to run it by Dada.
 
No, not acceptable. Mamie is the name of a First Lady, Babybird is the name of a character on Sesame Street. Try harder
 
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