Friday, November 02, 2007

 

Finals Haiku Friday


It's always interesting to haiku around finals time. Let's try to keep it upbeat, folks!

Here are the suggested topics:

1) Passin' the Bar
2) Midnight Breakfast
3) Foreign policy regarding Iran
4) The worst finals question ever
5) Where's Britney?
6) Is the World Series over?
7) Noley Bice as Elvis
8) Guiliani
9) Gods of Bowling
10) Halloween

Here's mine:

Property final:
Capitalism v. Commun-
Ism. Please compare them.

# posted by Mark Osler @ 1:40 AM
Comments:
End of law school blues
rebirth into the real world
Who woulda thunk it?
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 10:09 AM
 
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# posted by Blogger _B_ : 10:17 AM
 
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# posted by Blogger _B_ : 10:19 AM
 
November 3, 2005

clerking in Tulsa
Scrabblerouser called with news:
called me "Counselor"
# posted by Blogger _B_ : 10:21 AM
 
Too much thinking
Can't count syllables
Brain goes "Pffft"
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 11:01 AM
 
All hail Bowling God!
But what happens when all his
Angels go on strike?
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 12:33 PM
 
Last quarter- torture
might be less painful to get
lethal injection
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 12:48 PM
 
P-R-P-R- Art
Rules, Rules, Stupid, Dumb, Red Rules
Haiku, PC, Hell.
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 1:08 PM
 
Final exam shakes--
I got them every time
The memory haunts.
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 2:32 PM
 
It's Serrathon time!
I love to watch him inveigh
On just everything
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 2:52 PM
 
Worst finals question:
Describe the clotting cascade
Of a dead patient
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 2:57 PM
 
P-R class helpful,
M-P-R-E in future,
Hope Van Gogh is tested.*

*This line should be prounounced with 5 sylables. Good luck.
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 3:05 PM
 
"Bar Exam", words which
once brought dread, now a smile like:
"Practice Court", "Finals".
# posted by Blogger Ginger Hunter : 3:12 PM
 
Bar Exam? Puh-lease!
I went to Baylor Law School.
Passing a given.
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 3:25 PM
 
Want to rock out bad
A rockabilly riot!
Can not. Got a kid.

Big sweater, earplugs
I could sneak her into show
How to hold beer though?
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 4:28 PM
 
Giuliani meets
Baylor Law School. Maybe he's
The right adjunct, yes?
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 6:47 PM
 
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