Thursday, November 08, 2007

 

The Fictional Fifteen


According to Forbes magazine, these are the 15 richest fictional characters:

Rank Name Net Worth
1. Santa Claus $ ∞
2. Richie Rich 24.7 billion
3. Oliver "Daddy" Warbucks 10 billion
4. Scrooge McDuck 8.2 billion
5. Thurston Howell III 8 billion
6. Willie Wonka 8 billion
7. Bruce Wayne 6.3 billion
8. Lex Luthor 4.7 billion
9. J.R. Ewing 2.8 billion
10. Auric Goldfinger 1.2 billion
11. C. Montgomery Burns 1 billion
12. Charles Foster Kane 1 billion
13. Cruella De Vil 875 million
14. Gordon Gekko 650 million
15. Jay Gatsby 600 million

Of these, I would have to say that C. Montgomery Burns and Scrooge McDuck seem to enjoy their money the most. Could it be that money can't buy you happiness, unless you are animated?

Comments:
I think the problem is that, in real life, you can't swim in stacks of gold coins.
 
Having worked as a sous chef for Thurston Howell III and his wonderful wife, Lovey, I can say they had a wonderful relationship with their money, which they kept around in piles. They certainly enjoyed their money--except for that one time when they went to Hawaii and didn't come back for a long time. Otherwise, they were very happy.
 
Gatsby - he ain't so "great" anymore!
 
Perhaps someone can explain how Thurston Howell III's estimated net worth is in the billions when he is explicitly called "the millionaire" in the "Gilligan's Island" theme song.

Was the island actually the site of lax banking regulations and the lesser-known alternative to the Caymans and that is why Thurston and Mrs. Howell took that 3-hour trip?
 
The "Wizard of Wall Street" started as a Millionaire, but his funds kept expanding into the billions.

Scrooge seems kind of bitter about his money, as does Monty Burns. I'd say that Daddy Warbucks never appeared to have a bad day. And Bruce Wayne certainly put his money to good work.
 
No way Gordon Gekko is # 14 - come on! Anyone who said, "Greed is good," couldn't stop at $650M.
 
It's nice to see that Forbes has a sense of humor.
 
I wish I had a money-bin. But, then again, it would be a lot cooler to have a bat-cave.


Love,
Matt
 
Money could buy me more Puffalumps, therefore, of course money could buy happiness!
 
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