Wednesday, November 28, 2007

 

Art Briles hired as new Baylor Coach!


According to ESPN, University of Houston Coach Art Briles has been hired as the new Baylor football coach. He has been successful in reviving a moribund U of H program, and seems a good fit with our needs. Plus, there are many legends about his toughness. For example, they say that when Art Briles does pushups, he doesn't push up-- he pushes the earth down. If fact, his shotgun formation is unique in that it utilizes an actual shotgun.

Comments:
So... he's a panda?

I guess if he has a flamethrower, that's ok.
 
I think that is, actually, Houston Nutt in the photo.
 
you make that joke about Art Briles, but it actually appeared in a Mike Huckabee ad broadcast in Iowa, except the fact was about Chuck Norris.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=EjYv2YW6azE
 
From what I understand, people confuse Norris and Briles all the time. Until Briles gives them a roundhouse kick...

Once Briles is here, if you are putting together a document, just be careful not to ask for his three-hole punch.
 
Where is Bearmeat when we need it most? And exactly what does "quited us" mean?
 
Is "Panda w/ Flamethrower" an ironic commentary on the Briles hiring? "Panda w/ Flamethrower" is almost as good as your Lego "Hazmat" series, which is what I first expected to see. Well? Is it ironic?
 
No, Pablo. He actually is a particularly vicious panda who collect weapons. His favorite is the flamethrower-- and who can blame him?
 
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