Friday, October 05, 2007
The Most Terrifying Haiku Friday Ever
I'm still somewhat haunted by the sight of Gordon Davenport tooling away in my Miata-- Gordon is 6'5" or something, and the Miata is a small person's car. Plus, Gordon just learned how to drive a manual last weekend. He was kind of sticking his head out over the windshield as he drove off, which I don't think is the way it is supposed to work... but what do I know? The next big adventure is that the IPLawFamily is coming to Waco tomorrow! Anyways, it's time for Haiku. Here are some topics:
1) Big man in a little car
2) Minitrial meltdown week
3) Britney loses custody of Kevin Federline
4) The Supreme Court goes crack-tastic!
5) Halloween costumes
6) Beyonce n' Bates
7) Moot Court tournament
8) Dating do's and don'ts
9) Catfight!
10) The new XO third-world computer
Here's mine:
Poor, poor Miata
If you can at all help it
Don't drive by lobsters!
Put your own in the comments section, in the 5 syllable/7 syllable/5 syllable format.
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Dating lessons learned
At ninth grade homecoming dance
By Sleepy Walleye
Compliment your date
Do not order the spare ribs
Do not wear deck shoes
Its just for looks
Do not actually use
Your suit's handkerchief
If you have a cold
Avoid the phlegmy coughing
During your first kiss
At ninth grade homecoming dance
By Sleepy Walleye
Compliment your date
Do not order the spare ribs
Do not wear deck shoes
Its just for looks
Do not actually use
Your suit's handkerchief
If you have a cold
Avoid the phlegmy coughing
During your first kiss
# posted by 
: 8:56 AM
: 8:56 AM
Our troops are leaving
McFake McFrance!!! All I can
say is Au Revoir!
Goodbye crazy old
peeping, police calling, weird
trespassing lady!
Let's review: House Blew,
then Motel, Then France, and now
we move again. OKAY!!!!
I hope new house has
weird mutant neighbors too! Pervs?
Criminals? Can't WAIT!!!!
I never thought I
would miss the Residence Inn.
We were happy there.
I will take Nightmares
for eighteen hundred, Alex.
Answer: last 8 months.
McFake McFrance!!! All I can
say is Au Revoir!
Goodbye crazy old
peeping, police calling, weird
trespassing lady!
Let's review: House Blew,
then Motel, Then France, and now
we move again. OKAY!!!!
I hope new house has
weird mutant neighbors too! Pervs?
Criminals? Can't WAIT!!!!
I never thought I
would miss the Residence Inn.
We were happy there.
I will take Nightmares
for eighteen hundred, Alex.
Answer: last 8 months.
Tyd wants pervs nearby?
Come to Practice Court, lady!
Dr. Green will watch you.
Come to Practice Court, lady!
Dr. Green will watch you.
# posted by : 10:04 AM
: 10:04 AM
Big guy in tiny car
Like "Fat guy in a little coat"
*Rip* Oops! Shut up, Richard.
Like "Fat guy in a little coat"
*Rip* Oops! Shut up, Richard.
# posted by : 12:10 PM
: 12:10 PM
(I changed the Haiku rules to 5/7/5 words instead of syllables, just because I felt like it. Kinda like Gordon just kinda felt like sticking his head out the window while driving)
# posted by : 12:12 PM
: 12:12 PM
First week, ICU
Love new job, still hear alarms
Ringing in my head
Beep beep beep, COME NOW!!!
12 hours, really 13
Fall into bed, stat
Love new job, still hear alarms
Ringing in my head
Beep beep beep, COME NOW!!!
12 hours, really 13
Fall into bed, stat
# posted by : 10:05 PM
: 10:05 PM
I've seen your lunchbox--
The one with Strawberry Shortcake
Doofy boy Dell-Head!
The one with Strawberry Shortcake
Doofy boy Dell-Head!
# posted by : 10:40 PM
: 10:40 PM
Back from Wisconsin,
Madison is a great place
for partying profs.
On the first date nev-
er let her touch the tape deck,
"Beethoven's ninth, ick!"
Go Miata, go,
Bates in the back seat I think,
with new computer.
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Madison is a great place
for partying profs.
On the first date nev-
er let her touch the tape deck,
"Beethoven's ninth, ick!"
Go Miata, go,
Bates in the back seat I think,
with new computer.
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