Friday, October 19, 2007

 

Haiku of the Pirate Hordes


This week's Haiku Friday will be rated "Arrrrgh!" Here are the categories:

1) The last person Baylor should ever hire as an adjunct
2) My Dinner with Andre
C) Pillaging
4) The Spanish Medievalist's secret lair
5) Baylor football
6) Cross-examination
7) Fantasy minitrial league
8) The pancreas
9) Polyps
10) Dance Dance Revolution!

Here is mine:

My name: Geraldo
I'll be teaching torts this year
Live! On Fox News!

Now it is your turn. Feel free to choose your own topic, of course....

Comments:
Osler in the Keys,
Salt water, sunshine, cats, sun,
Ernest H. was here.
 
Cross Examination
In the trenches free for all
STATEMENTS! Tell - Don't Ask!
 
Wallace Shawn, Gregory
Director's commentary:
"This is where they talk"
 
Twenty-one cases
Three hours, two memos. The last
Adjunct? It is I.
 
Nancy Grace, Ha!
Brilliant Legal Intellect
Angelic Voice
 
Adjunct Prof. George Bush...
Ahhhh! Run away! Run away!
Teaching remedies.
 
To 10:52
Examination has five
Plus 'cross' makes it six
 
Andre the Giant-
Say, who ate dinner with you?
To heck with art films!
 
Why? dear pancreas
Did you stop working at ten
Insulin no cure.
 
Alberto Gonzo:
Teaching the importance of
Advocacy zeal
 
James Lipton asks:
"Wallace-- you are Andre. Correct?"
Shawn looks at him, laughs.
 
The Prosecutors
who could not convict OJ
Not good adjunct choices
 
"You stupid furball--
You did it, didn't you? Big jerk!"
Cross-exam of Spot.
 
Don't call a dog "jerk"
They can't help it, they chew stuff
Bad pet owner, bad!
 
My Dog Missy. She
Gnaws on her hip all the time.
Bill calls her "ButtMunch."

Bill SECRETLY LOVES
that dog. I catch him cuddling,
giving her good treats.

She loves to have her
tummy scratched, to snuggle and
sleep on my pillow.

She is a little
whiny, old, stinky, crazy.
But then so am I.
 
Charlie Brown's teacher
strong on Socratic Method
but what did she say?
 
Turbines of fire-doom
Spin on the far horizon
Socratic method.
 
Haikus are easy,
but dont always make sense,
Refridgerator
 
Dance Dance in Mc Ds...
Revolutioning isnt for
Bacon Cheesburgers
 
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My first week in Graz:
Austrians are like Germans,
Except they're polite.
 
Refrigerator?
Oh, I wish I still had one--
Mine is still running.
 
Aargh! Must learn German!
I don't want to make those sounds;
Swiss-German's the worst--

Sounds like they're gargling
Constantly. What I have to
Swallow is my pride.
 
Polyp party Tonight!
Alright! Polyp party tonight!
Monday Night Cancer!
 
My pancreas secretes
The good hormone endroxyn
Makes me crave cheese.
 
I was gonna say
Adjunct Nancy Grace- never!
Joe beat me to it.
 
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