Friday, October 19, 2007

 

Haiku of the Pirate Hordes


This week's Haiku Friday will be rated "Arrrrgh!" Here are the categories:

1) The last person Baylor should ever hire as an adjunct
2) My Dinner with Andre
C) Pillaging
4) The Spanish Medievalist's secret lair
5) Baylor football
6) Cross-examination
7) Fantasy minitrial league
8) The pancreas
9) Polyps
10) Dance Dance Revolution!

Here is mine:

My name: Geraldo
I'll be teaching torts this year
Live! On Fox News!

Now it is your turn. Feel free to choose your own topic, of course....

# posted by Mark Osler @ 1:27 AM
Comments:
Osler in the Keys,
Salt water, sunshine, cats, sun,
Ernest H. was here.
# posted by Blogger The Medievalist : 11:16 PM
 
Cross Examination
In the trenches free for all
STATEMENTS! Tell - Don't Ask!
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 11:52 PM
 
Wallace Shawn, Gregory
Director's commentary:
"This is where they talk"
# posted by Blogger DAN BUCK : 12:24 AM
 
Twenty-one cases
Three hours, two memos. The last
Adjunct? It is I.
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 12:44 AM
 
Nancy Grace, Ha!
Brilliant Legal Intellect
Angelic Voice
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 1:13 AM
 
Adjunct Prof. George Bush...
Ahhhh! Run away! Run away!
Teaching remedies.
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 1:26 AM
 
To 10:52
Examination has five
Plus 'cross' makes it six
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 7:26 AM
 
Andre the Giant-
Say, who ate dinner with you?
To heck with art films!
# posted by Blogger The Dada Drummer : 7:27 AM
 
Why? dear pancreas
Did you stop working at ten
Insulin no cure.
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 9:10 AM
 
Alberto Gonzo:
Teaching the importance of
Advocacy zeal
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 9:12 AM
 
James Lipton asks:
"Wallace-- you are Andre. Correct?"
Shawn looks at him, laughs.
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 9:43 AM
 
The Prosecutors
who could not convict OJ
Not good adjunct choices
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 9:52 AM
 
"You stupid furball--
You did it, didn't you? Big jerk!"
Cross-exam of Spot.
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 11:42 AM
 
Don't call a dog "jerk"
They can't help it, they chew stuff
Bad pet owner, bad!
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 12:09 PM
 
My Dog Missy. She
Gnaws on her hip all the time.
Bill calls her "ButtMunch."

Bill SECRETLY LOVES
that dog. I catch him cuddling,
giving her good treats.

She loves to have her
tummy scratched, to snuggle and
sleep on my pillow.

She is a little
whiny, old, stinky, crazy.
But then so am I.
# posted by Blogger tydwbleach : 12:46 PM
 
Charlie Brown's teacher
strong on Socratic Method
but what did she say?
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 1:57 PM
 
Turbines of fire-doom
Spin on the far horizon
Socratic method.
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 2:11 PM
 
Haikus are easy,
but dont always make sense,
Refridgerator
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 3:04 PM
 
Dance Dance in Mc Ds...
Revolutioning isnt for
Bacon Cheesburgers
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 4:11 PM
 
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# posted by Blogger talltenor : 4:22 PM
 
My first week in Graz:
Austrians are like Germans,
Except they're polite.
# posted by Blogger talltenor : 4:23 PM
 
Refrigerator?
Oh, I wish I still had one--
Mine is still running.
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 4:24 PM
 
Aargh! Must learn German!
I don't want to make those sounds;
Swiss-German's the worst--

Sounds like they're gargling
Constantly. What I have to
Swallow is my pride.
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 4:44 PM
 
Polyp party Tonight!
Alright! Polyp party tonight!
Monday Night Cancer!
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 6:05 PM
 
My pancreas secretes
The good hormone endroxyn
Makes me crave cheese.
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 6:49 PM
 
I was gonna say
Adjunct Nancy Grace- never!
Joe beat me to it.
# posted by Blogger Ginger Hunter : 10:32 PM
 
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