Friday, September 07, 2007

 

And Then.... There Was Haiku Friday. Rejoice.


I had a very nice evening at La Fiesta listening to After Midnight with many of my close personal friends. This, of course, is an excellent segue to Haiku Friday. Here are this week's topics:

1) Baylor knife-fight in Cameron Park!
2) The Rice Owl and his secret nightlife
3) Serr
4) Our local Kendo master
5) Sen. Larry Craig (R-Idaho)
6) The generous offer made to previous buyers of the iPhone
7) Lee Carver
8) Practice Court, week 2
9) IPLawBaby
10) Secret Bates tricks

Here is mine for this week:

Bates is a Master
At fixing electronics,
A real technopath!

OK, now it is your turn:

Comments:
PC torture room
Rank with the scent of sweat/fear
Get behind me, Wren!
 
iPhone exception -
Not always does early bird
get the Apple's worm.
 
IPLawPerson,
Can I borrow Apple's "i-" thing?
Want to make iPants
 
Baylor basketball-
Don't mess with them! They're 6'5"
And travel in pairs
 
Braaaaaaa!
Brraaa! Braaaaa!
Braaaaaaa!
 
Screw America!
Stupid green animal-people
Living in their filth!
 
Whoa! Bitter Swissgirl
Did Apple Upset you so?
It will be OK

First Generation?
NEVER buy the prototype
Might be an Edsel

IP equals more
than scientific patents
I do trademark law
 
Hi, Big Red Donkey!
Welcome to Osler's Razor.
I do like your style.
 
Steve Jobs, can afford
to be a bit generous,
the business is good.

Yet, Steve asks himself:
Why was Bates in my garage?
Secret tricks indeed.
 
first court appearance
swearing-in never gets old
best by Baylor judge
 
Nocturnal raptor
Beak and talons swoop down on
Unsuspecting Bears
 
Serr. He talks a lot.
Never ends a class on time.
What's his mens rea?
 
Hey, IPLG--

I notice that the bitter Anti-American haiku is from "Swissgal," not "Swissgirl," the latter of whom has always seemed ok with the United States.
 
Ah, I feel much better now. I guess five hours of sleep a few nights in a row will catch up on you.
 
Baylor hoops, netters
Alleged misdemeanors?
Still not worse than Bliss.
 
It's Nigeria
That I shall go to next week.
Should I be worried?

Client made promise -
"Our policy covers you"
Huh? What does that mean?

Kidnapping, Ransom.
We pay should you be taken.
Whew. Firm off the hook.

(Would the firm pay it
Or negotiate with them?
How much am I worth?)
 
Yum! La Fiesta!
I LOVE their margaritas
Wished they loved me back…
 
La Fiesta Rita's
Have a magic quality--
They can love you twice.
 
Planned obsolescence
is what Apple always does
DING! Time for new one...

Our friend works there and
He just bought an airplane. I
think Jobs will survive.
 
Me Like the Big Red
Donkey. Want to meet my Big
Brown Dog, Boogie? Woof!

Hey Swissgirl never
visits my Uberstupid
blog anymore... What's Up ?
 
Rumble in the park.
Two grown women knife fighting?
It’s Just Like “Beat It”.

Football is here – yeah!
Mascot gets endorsement with
Wise Potato Chips.

To Serr’s Opponents.
Don’t mind me when I yawn.
It’s narcolepsy.

Professor Simpson
Cuts quickly to my question.
She’s a samurai.

Larry Craig – No! Bad!
Correct bathroom etiquette:
Keep feet together.

One hundred bucks back?
It is more than most deserve.
Silly adopters.

Haiku about me?
I would love to write one now.
I'm a narcissist.

P.C. scares me now.
Don’t want to write a memo
For eating a mint.

Hands at ten and two.
Check your mirrors and diaper.
Here comes, baby. V’room!

Bates knows magic tricks.
He pulled a dime from my ear.
Must get more q-tips.
 
Sharks and Jets, oh my!
A knife and chains in the park,
Throw a yellow flag.
 
Double sessions done?
Lay your predicate right son
PC sure is fun!
 
That photo looks like
A favorite pasttime: purse-
Browsing. Girly fun.

No indeed, I'm not
Swissgal. Not bitter like that.
Amused, annoyed, but

Not spleen-venting
Like Swissgal. Should I be flat-
tered, though? I don't know.
 
I think maybe
That is Professor Ryan
Shopping for a purse.
 
No-- it looks like The Dean!
 
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