Friday, July 06, 2007
Haiku tells me it's Friday...
Hi! My name's Mark, and I'm a Pisces! Or something like that. Today, though, I'm all about the Haiku. Here are this week's themes:
1) People named "Scooter"
2) The disturbing bald cat at Tyd's place of work
3) Transformers destroy Detroit
4) Dinner that makes you feel guilty
5) Prof. Bates and the Order of the Phoenix
6) The Beach
7) America's Worst Barbecue Item
8) Pong
9) 4th of July
10) Pork products
Here's my entry:
Did you all enjoy
The squirrels I barbecued?
Kinda chewy, huh?
Now, you go. The pattern is 5 syllables, 7 syllables, then 5 again.
Comments:
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Slowly forth and back
blip,blip...Strange, once people said
That's entertainment
Infuriating
Scooter becomes a Skater
Though no big surprise
blip,blip...Strange, once people said
That's entertainment
Infuriating
Scooter becomes a Skater
Though no big surprise
# posted by 
: 10:31 PM
: 10:31 PM
Bald cat at my job
says, I'm not just President
Also a Member.
Get it? Hair Club for
cats. I'm sleepy. 95
degrees here today.
For Once I have not
much to write. But ts early.
I hate my tonsils.
says, I'm not just President
Also a Member.
Get it? Hair Club for
cats. I'm sleepy. 95
degrees here today.
For Once I have not
much to write. But ts early.
I hate my tonsils.
# posted by : 3:00 AM
: 3:00 AM 
Rich people get off,
The poor people go to jail,
Osler gets upset.
RRL plays the
Devils advocate. Bloggers
Unite to kill him.
Perjury ten years
Ago...no big deal. Now its
A very big deal.
The poor people go to jail,
Osler gets upset.
RRL plays the
Devils advocate. Bloggers
Unite to kill him.
Perjury ten years
Ago...no big deal. Now its
A very big deal.
# posted by : 11:02 AM
: 11:02 AM
Tranformers too late
Detroit already destroyed
By Coleman A. Young
or
By suburban sprawl
or
Failed economy
or
By Devil's night fires
or
De-evolution
or
All of the Above
Detroit already destroyed
By Coleman A. Young
or
By suburban sprawl
or
Failed economy
or
By Devil's night fires
or
De-evolution
or
All of the Above
# posted by : 11:40 AM
: 11:40 AM
Fourth of July, lunch
I remember New Orleans
My Jambalaya.
Justice a beacon,
a harsh light to unsung few,
darkened by pardon.
And a happy one...
Some Wizards blend well
With Muggles you can't discern
But Bates hardly tries.
I remember New Orleans
My Jambalaya.
Justice a beacon,
a harsh light to unsung few,
darkened by pardon.
And a happy one...
Some Wizards blend well
With Muggles you can't discern
But Bates hardly tries.
America's worst BBQ item:
tastes like steak she lies
no sauce can fix this fungi
portobello shroom
- Krint
tastes like steak she lies
no sauce can fix this fungi
portobello shroom
- Krint
# posted by : 1:59 PM
: 1:59 PM
Why are they called "Briefs?"
They are probably really
long. Anything but brief.
This just in: Habib
cannot do the tile in my
new house. Against rules.
BUT maybe I can
hire him as a consultant.
Or something like that.
I must help Bill's Par-
ents find a new car. Their green
Buick bit the dust.
Heard today at work:
"WHY did you put make-up on
Nate? Put the cat down."
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They are probably really
long. Anything but brief.
This just in: Habib
cannot do the tile in my
new house. Against rules.
BUT maybe I can
hire him as a consultant.
Or something like that.
I must help Bill's Par-
ents find a new car. Their green
Buick bit the dust.
Heard today at work:
"WHY did you put make-up on
Nate? Put the cat down."
# posted by : 12:54 AM
: 12:54 AM << Home
