Saturday, June 09, 2007

 

What will happen to Paris Hilton next? Will she be sent to a "celebrity jail?"



Is there anything more compelling, apparently, than police cars going at low speed through expensive neighborhoods in Los Angeles? It seems not. Now that Paris Hilton has been delivered back to the county, some are speculating that she will be allowed to serve out her term in a "celebrity" jail. In such a place, she would be spared the company of murderers and drug addicts, and instead be housed with those who are merely grouchy, stinky, or flightless. Note in the Paris-goes-to-celebrity-jail scenario I have created above that Swanbug, an LA native, is shown at the far left. I'm pretty sure that he would get to serve any misdemeanor time at the celebrity jail, based on his blogging alone.

Comments:
I actually feel sorry for her now. Is that bad?

That picture is hilarious, Osler. One of your best ever.
 
By the way our "neighborhood" (read orwellian nightmare) where we are renting this Mc Mansion house has a new website.


www.ourvillebois.com

I am SOOOO looking forward to the Pot Luck...... I certainly hope Collette Reardon is there.
 
I didn't know you ARRANGED those figures! That's a hoot. How fun that must be.

And I really liked ELO--the band, and the picture.
 
Classic! Love the picture.

Somehow we acquired 3 extra kids last night. I feel like we now have a Celebrity Daycare. Plus, you haven't seen anyhing funnier than a 3 year old doing a "bootyquake" at 7:05 to "Hips Don't Lie"

Must go mainline more coffee. And PopTarts.
 
Osler, I think this picture is total crap. This is very serious subject and you need to treat it with more reverence. Paris is not some Barbie Doll, she is a serious performer and cultural icon. You don't seem to understand that.
 
I'm curious. Why is Oscar the Grouch in the pokey? He was always unpleasant, but I don't remember him committing any crimes.

The Penguin... well, that's well-documented in the Batman films.
 
Since nobody else is asking where you got the Barbie doll, I won't either. I also won't ask where the picture was taken or what you must have looked like setting that all up.

I will however mention that yesterday I had a phone call with a reporter for the Wall Street Journal law blog / print edition and referred him to The Razor.

Play your cards right and maybe, just maybe, your piece of art will be disseminated on a larger scale. I can see the headline now:

"Sentencing Guidelines Scholar's Take on Paris Hilton"

And yea . . . I'm what the call in the clinker, "a blogging bad boy."
 
Not that Osler needs to defend his interest in and collection of Barbie dolls, but that looks like a Happy Meal toy to me. And, quite a good fax of Paris too.
 
I too was wondering where the Barbie came from. I guessed that maybe from Mrs. CL?


So Bill is today working all day at a shop in Portland. I just cooked Winnie the Pooh ravioli and we had lunch and now he and I are watching the Pooh heffalump movie. no wait we switched to Elmo" and the great outdoors.

its raining today wemay go to the library today but i can forget about getting anything done today while here with Spencer.

now he is running around saying "I a wild aminal I a wild aminal."

yes, aminal. not animal.

now we are having a fit overe a popsicle. maybe i can get him to practice brushing his teeth with his new tigger toothbrush. what is it about winnie the pooh?spencer is reallly into winnie the pooh. I don't get it.. ALl I know know is that I am going to get ZERO done today.
 
The Barbie was not ours, I would have had to pry ours out of the wedding ceremony that the 2nd youngest CL child was performing, and now Barbie and Ken are honeymooning in the Carribean, so they are kinda busy. Plus, apparently, most of our Barbies are clothing optional. Which is nice.
 
Barbie and Ken? What's she doing with that Milquetoast? She needs a real man like GI Joe.
 
I thought Ken was Uhhhmmm Playing for the other team.
 
Barbie is Ken's "cover". She knows, she and GI Joe are keeping things on the DL. Apparently, Mattel does not offer benefits.
 
I should donate a Puffalump to said pictures who could run over the little plastic people and be like Godzilla, but way way cuter.

And stuff. Fear the bunnyzilla and her cottontails of DOOM!!!
 
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