Friday, May 04, 2007

 

So, The hot dog vendor says to this lady...



Central Park is a wonderful place. I've always marveled at the foresight of the city planners to lay out a huge patch of the island as a park, largely before the city grew around it. It was designed by Frederick Law Olmstead, probably America's greatest landscape architect, who also designed several parks in Boston and Detroit's Belle Isle.

I went up there recently to get a hot dog, and walked up to a hot dog vendor's cart. The vendor was selling a hot dog to a woman who was smoking. As he handed her the dog, they had the following conversation:

Vendor: Hey, you can't smoke here.
Lady: Out here, in the park?
Vendor: Not at my stand. It's a smoke-free zone.

Meanwhile, at the other end of the country, Swanburg claims to be at Disneyland with Jerry Rice, Pete Rose, and some latex gloves.

Comments:
Olmstead's park on Goat Island, on the American side of Niagara Falls is also a masterpiece.
 
Nancy Pelosi
Baltimore bred, must have worn
polyester skirts
 
WHERE IS HAIKU FRIDAY??? WE ALL WANT TO KNOW!
 
A Budhist monk walks up to a hot dog vender in central park. The vender is surprised, but asks, "What'll you have?" The monk replies, "Make me one with everything."
 
Joe,
Ha ha, that is cute!

I do wonder if those cart hotdogs are sanitary...I asked a truck vendor in D.C. about that once, but he said "Don' worry, cock-a-roaches can't keep up with my rig." Then the conversation predictably degenerated into a discussion of similarities between the American cockroach and U.S. politicians.
 
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