Monday, May 07, 2007

 

Hey, now, Mr. Department of Justice!


I have in my hand this moment the Solicitor General's response to our petition for certiorari in Spears. Parts of it are pretty well-written (but wrong), and I'm looking forward to knocking out our reply brief in league with Dustin Benham. Why is it that at times like this I want to use a Scooby-Doo voice? That seems totally inappropriate for trying to get the Supreme Court to take the case. Rhuh-Rho!

Comments:
Benham is writing it with you? Doesn't he have better things to do like work for pay or be a contestant on the Bachelorette?
 
You could use the Fat Albert voice; think that would work?
 
No, no, no! The best voice in these situations calls for one with confidence and elan. Bugs Bunny is your man.
 
Zoinks! As if this DOJ is capable of doing *anything* that isn't like a cartoon!
 
"Rut row, Rorge"

"Hey, Scooby, will you do it for a Scooby Snack?"

"Eeh aey"

"OK, how about TWO Scooby Snackes?

"Shaaggy!"

"Scoobs, run for your life. The Attorney General wants to fire us!"
 
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