Saturday, April 14, 2007

 

Well, that's reassuring!



As some of you may remember, it was reported here some time ago that Ronald McDonald had died. As the paper reported, "The police came at night and shot him because he was messing with the cable tv." As this photo from Florencia Rueda shows, Ronald seems to have survived the shooting and is simply cooling his heels in the slammer. Whew!

Or, just make up your own caption. It's the weekend...

# posted by Mark Osler @ 1:21 AM
Comments:
McDonald, seen pictured, was arrested by British Police yesterday when it was dicovered that not only was his Passport was infact just a McPassport burger, but he had over 500 pounds of uncut "freedom fries" in his luggage. The U.S. is expected to release a statement tommorow and as of yet the McDonald's estate has declined to comment.
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 12:51 AM
 
McDonald, left, was identified as a co-conspirator by the Hamburglar and the Ham-crackdealer (not pictured).
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 1:11 AM
 
anon, I like that one.

"McDonald, seen here being taken into custody, has agreed to give details about the king-pin of the operation, a "Mr. Hamburglar" in exchange for a plea bargain. After he testifies, Mr. McDonald will likely be a candidate for the Witness Security Program."


Well, if they will arrest Ronald McD, I should not feel quite so badly about Marlin PD busting me yesterday. Sigh.
# posted by Blogger Ginger Hunter : 5:32 PM
 
Ginger-- Have you been working for the hamburglar? That's kind of implied in your message...
# posted by Blogger Mark Osler : 7:24 PM
 
Yep, and the 'Burg offers no protection for his pawns.

I was speeding.
# posted by Blogger Ginger Hunter : 3:58 AM
 
Wait - That's not Ronald! He was sleeping like a baby at home preparing for his bar exam! No - that's.... Professor Osler! He was tired of only being Mayor McCheese and wanted the top job... till the real Ronald had him arrested for not following clown etiquette and drawing an upside down smile on his face!
# posted by Blogger Zan : 3:30 PM
 
I'm afraid he might need the help of Governor McCheese to get him out of this one.
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 9:36 PM
 
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