Monday, March 26, 2007

 

Sometimes, the defendant just kind of convicts himself...



As we move into that part of practice court where throwing oneself into a vat of Starbucks' backwash seems preferable to another 5-hour minitrial session, I did see a wonderful tragedy today.

Two PC students were faced with the job of defending a workout guru/personal trainer so devoted to physical fitness that his own home featured multiple treadmills, and so popular with the ladies that they were killing one another for his affections. Who did said PC students find to play this super-buff stud? Poseur, pictured here in the midst of yet another workout.

It was a brilliant bit of casting, as he hobbled up to the stand to tell the jury how he wasn't aware that the desire for his hot bod' had driven one of his paramours to kill another. I was hoping he would describe his astounding fitness schedule, but there wasn't time.

The truth is, Poseur is a pretty good athlete, but this was quite a reputation to hold up.

In the end, the jury walked out for seven or eight seconds before returning to convict him of first-degree murder; I'm not even sure the door had closed all the way.

Comments:
Baker is not just a "pretty good athlete". He's the only guy I know that has ever hit for the cycle in slow pitch softball.....while wearing an enormous kneebrace. He is also a beast when it comes to ping-pong. This is of course in addition to his status as "go-to" receiver on the flag football team.

He is a living legend.
 
Actually, I usually play defense on the flag football team. And to whoever it was that I ran down from behind on that one play - that went on personal highlight reel. I mean, the knee brace guy caught you from behind. That should never happen.
 
I believe AC/DC has a song which explains Mr. Baker's pouplarity with the ladies. As the photo demonstrates, bowling involves big balls.
 
Yea, but did Baker give "the single worst answer I have ever heard in PC" during a minitrial???

Because that is on my resume.

ERhine
 
And Mr. Rhine, what was that answer?
 
Why are we risking a memo? Can't we gamble for something fun?
 
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