Friday, March 30, 2007
Haiku Friday. Unload my burden...
I'd like to thank my favorite person in all of Austin, former BLSer Flo Rueda, for this photo, which sums up pretty much how I feel at the end of a week of minitrials. Ugh. I'm a-gonna-die.
Fortunately, Haiku Friday is here. Dr. Kristen Simpson suggested a theme, which is fortune cookie fortunes. She described two that she has received recently:
(1) Your judgment is a little off at this time
(2) He loves you as much as he can but that is not very much
Nice! I would also suggest the following themes, none of them mandatory:
1) Justice Sandra Day Unconscious
2) When a thong was a shoe
3) What it will be like if Osler goes over the deep end during minitrials
4) U.S. News and World Report Law School Rankings
5) Moot court
6) If Chicago came to school in swim trunks
7) Things you never want to see a professor do.
Here is mine:
Maybe next time, friend,
You should perhaps not (in trial)
Use the word "Pooping."
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"Pooping" has its charm
But it is much funnier
Saying "poo," I think.
*****
I don't really think
Osler will lose it unless
Real guns come to school
*****
No reason to ask
What if; judging from today's
Bad weather, he did.
*****
Moot court is chipping
Away at my coping skills
God, please don't let's break.
*****
Retired, he may be
But I never want to see
Trail in his swim trunks
He was my fav'rite
But I feel sure that more than
Bad weather follows.
But it is much funnier
Saying "poo," I think.
*****
I don't really think
Osler will lose it unless
Real guns come to school
*****
No reason to ask
What if; judging from today's
Bad weather, he did.
*****
Moot court is chipping
Away at my coping skills
God, please don't let's break.
*****
Retired, he may be
But I never want to see
Trail in his swim trunks
He was my fav'rite
But I feel sure that more than
Bad weather follows.
Here's one I stole from the Capitol Punishment blog... Its a blog about baseball, specifically the Washington Nationals. But it also has haikus about all the teams' prospects for '07. This is the one for the Detroit Tigers:
Pitchers' errant throws
like big thorn in tiger paw
pulled out with pine tar
Pitchers' errant throws
like big thorn in tiger paw
pulled out with pine tar
# posted by 
: 12:42 AM
: 12:42 AM
Raise law-school rankings:
Send the Razor on the road
Enough for a show;
SNL, watch out.
Maybe PC, too--sounds nuts;
Judge Judy's no match.
Professors' no-no:
Purple bike shorts worn to class,
or swim trunks, of course.
Send the Razor on the road
Enough for a show;
SNL, watch out.
Maybe PC, too--sounds nuts;
Judge Judy's no match.
Professors' no-no:
Purple bike shorts worn to class,
or swim trunks, of course.
# posted by : 4:48 AM
: 4:48 AM
I have nothing much
to say. Countertops will come
today. Hip Hooray.
Granite color called
"Blue Butterfly." Blue, green, red spots. Kitchen back soon.
Tomorrow is the
big birthday bash for Spencer.
Thirteen three year olds.
Last week I got called
Spencer's "Grandma," then next day, I was carded. Hmmm.
blah blah blah blah blah....
My life must be dull sounding.
I bore attorneys.
House remodel goes
on. Paint, back splash, tile floors in two rooms. Pinch me.
Today I thought about
Tim Joranko, a lawyer
I knew. Died too young.
Was SOOOOOOO smart...went to
Harvard Law. He was my camp counselor. Good Friend.
He always said, "Make
the most of your life. It is short." He was awesome.
to say. Countertops will come
today. Hip Hooray.
Granite color called
"Blue Butterfly." Blue, green, red spots. Kitchen back soon.
Tomorrow is the
big birthday bash for Spencer.
Thirteen three year olds.
Last week I got called
Spencer's "Grandma," then next day, I was carded. Hmmm.
blah blah blah blah blah....
My life must be dull sounding.
I bore attorneys.
House remodel goes
on. Paint, back splash, tile floors in two rooms. Pinch me.
Today I thought about
Tim Joranko, a lawyer
I knew. Died too young.
Was SOOOOOOO smart...went to
Harvard Law. He was my camp counselor. Good Friend.
He always said, "Make
the most of your life. It is short." He was awesome.
# posted by : 10:13 AM
: 10:13 AM
"What it will be like if Osler goes over the deep end during minitrials." I've seen it firsthand, and it ain't pretty.
# posted by : 1:53 PM
: 1:53 PM
What? Sirens blaring?
Tornadoes, hail stones, flash floods,
Panic in the streets!
End of MT 3,
When announcements come: Run! Hide!
Screw this; going home.
Pressure changes, ow;
But more worried 'bout Stewie
Pressure hurts birdies
Tornadoes, hail stones, flash floods,
Panic in the streets!
End of MT 3,
When announcements come: Run! Hide!
Screw this; going home.
Pressure changes, ow;
But more worried 'bout Stewie
Pressure hurts birdies
# posted by : 6:25 PM
: 6:25 PM
RG--
It was certainly a dramatic ending to the minitrial. I think the defendant escaped in the mayhem.
It was certainly a dramatic ending to the minitrial. I think the defendant escaped in the mayhem.
Run, students, run fast!
Here comes the Brazos, rising--
Good-bye, library wing!
Here comes the Brazos, rising--
Good-bye, library wing!
# posted by : 7:49 PM
: 7:49 PM
Rain, sirens and wind,
A primevil flood doth cometh,
The basement is safe.
Sandra Day does not
Love me like she should because
The thong snapped back.
Osler in de nile,
Water up to his ear lobes,
His hair is on fire.
A primevil flood doth cometh,
The basement is safe.
Sandra Day does not
Love me like she should because
The thong snapped back.
Osler in de nile,
Water up to his ear lobes,
His hair is on fire.
This news story from CNN found via the Yahoo website kind of looks like a Practice Court scenario....
http://www.cnn.com/2007/LAW/03/30/texas.manslaughter.ap/index.html
http://www.cnn.com/2007/LAW/03/30/texas.manslaughter.ap/index.html
# posted by : 10:34 PM
: 10:34 PM
Countertops are in!!!!!!
Step 2: Birthday Bash
Step 3: In Laws go.
Need frozen Mango
drink. Red Robin, too bad your
food sucks. Girl Drink Drunk.
"Pooping" not so bad. Yesterday during an interview the word CROTCH appeared. I left there thinking... "Well of COURSE they will hire me for that one...." Incidentally I did not bring it up.
Step 2: Birthday Bash
Step 3: In Laws go.
Need frozen Mango
drink. Red Robin, too bad your
food sucks. Girl Drink Drunk.
"Pooping" not so bad. Yesterday during an interview the word CROTCH appeared. I left there thinking... "Well of COURSE they will hire me for that one...." Incidentally I did not bring it up.
# posted by : 10:34 PM
: 10:34 PM
Tyd-- What company talks about something involving a "crotch" during an interview? I'm pretty sure that is a violation of Canadian law (Oregon is in Canada, right?)
# posted by : 11:03 PM
: 11:03 PM
We have just read the haiku with our son
Tim's name in it-we would really
like to know who Tydbleach is nd how we can reach
him
Frank and Joyce Joranko
Tim's name in it-we would really
like to know who Tydbleach is nd how we can reach
him
Frank and Joyce Joranko
# posted by : 5:53 PM
: 5:53 PM
We have just read the haiku with our son
Tim's name in it-we would really
like to know who Tydbleach is nd how we can reach
him
Frank and Joyce Joranko
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Tim's name in it-we would really
like to know who Tydbleach is nd how we can reach
him
Frank and Joyce Joranko
# posted by : 5:53 PM
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