Friday, January 05, 2007

 

Haiku for You, This Friday!

Why is there still college football? Somehow, that seems wrong. There should be a Mandatory Season Completion Act of 2007, which will limit baseball to October and football to Jan. 1.

Still, there was some good football. Thus, my haiku:

Hey now, Boise State!
You turned Oklahoma
Into puffalumps.

Your turn! 5 syllables/7 syllables/5 syllables.

The prize for this week will be an invitation to meet IPLawGuy.

Comments:
great dane rules the pub
beer-lapping allocution
answers to "Caesar"

-B
 
Hook and ladder play,
Go statue of liberty,
Oklahoma bites.
 
If I win, do I have to go and sit by myself?

Remnant of the past
Left Ohio as a kid
Still Cheer for Buckeyes
 
A Happy New Year,
iplawguy in waco!
Pick me for a beer.
----ipnpottie
 
Grew up in O.K.
Oklahoma State - Go Pokes!!!
We won our bowl game...
 
IPNPottie
Most horrifying ID
I will avoid you.
 
IPLawGuy, So?
I could meet any other
And not write Haiku!
 
Michigan Rules but
not this year as they lost the
Rose Bowl and Bo too.


Boo Hoo.
 
Lets Go OSU!!!
by that I mean Ohio
not Oklahoma.

The Buckeyes kick butt
Don't believe me? Ask UT.
Monday night will rock.
 
Tributes to the BCS games:

Hook and lateral,
The statue of liberty?
Boise’s coach has guts

JaMarcus Russell
Boy, is he awesome or what?
Better than Quinn, too.

Louisville and Wake
Played most boring game ever
Bet you didn’t watch

Michigan exposed
Thought they were number two team
Trojans show they're not
 
A new year is here
Big changes are a coming
Enjoy the time left
 
On the fly
I think that the flies
Buzzing around my kitchen
Are having sex. Ew.

Extend basketball season, please
How insane are the
Fans of pro/college football?
Give me the Mavericks!

Surely I don't need to hear from *everyone* that you probably won't hire me... well, I guess I actually only heard it from every person who deigned to make eye contact, which definitely *wasn't* everyone...
Went to "Holiday
Reception"
at LLS...
I wore heels for this?
 
Zombies Attacked Me.
Bite My Arm. Matter Of Time
Till I Become One.
 
Apathetic fans
Games just an excuse to drink
at Bill and Mary
 
Amen, ALV
Although fun to see old friends
and arch-enemy
 
Hook-and-lateral
Is the proper name for it
but OU still sucks
 
Hmm. I think I want to meet Yee. Anyone with an arch-enemy has to be interesting.
 
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IPLAWGUY, Football.
That is not an even trade.
Prefer chips and Dip.
 
Went to work today
Student athletes don't do jack.
We do it for them.
 
Football made me cough
From screaming at the TV
Totally worth it

Hockey or football?
That argument with mother
Almost came to blows

Football still going
Hockey and basketball on
Baseball soon; great life!
 
Hook and ladder play,
Hook and lateral, oh my!
It's the same darn thing.
 
Hockey ain't 'mer-can.
Go back to Canada, dude
And take DLJ.
 
Oh my tooth and gums
Need whisky not formula
Twelve weeks, life's pain starts
 
One thing I do know,
Is that in that red jacket
Yee looks like Reno.
 
IPLG--

I'm pretty sure we can get you some whiskey here. I'll ask Swanburg; he'll know where it is available. I think you have to buy it out of the back of a truck on Valley Mills.
 
From a truck? To heck with that. We're getting the good stuff. At the dollar store, like usual
 
Rush week is over
Hooray! I can talk again!
...to my puffalumps.

As much as we all
Like to win, Osler won with
The puffalump line.
 
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