Tuesday, December 05, 2006

 

Haiku Winner...

Last Friday's winner is... Misty Keene, for this effort:

Where have they all gone?
Dying breed pinball wizards
Dad must be the last.

Though, when I read it I couldn't help but think that this was the same dad who, when confronted with giving his daughter such a saucy name, could only say "It fits you." Still, you gotta give dad a little slack if he plays pinball.

Comments:
If a woman ever asks you about any item of clothing, "it fits you," is not the worst resposne you could make. So I guess the same could be said for a response to a question about a name.
 
Just curious, what is the worst response you could make when a woman asks you about an item of clothing?
 
1) Your best friend wore that shirt the other day and no offense but it looked WAY better on her.
2) A pair of pants can’t help you now sweetie. We should probably stay in tonight so you can research some surgeons.
3) You look fine / ok
 
Denying that you noticed never works. I do know that.
 
I would avoid "Hey, Heyyy, Heyyyy!" Apparently, that got Osler in trouble.
 
Best question a woman can ask: "Wouldn't you look better with those pants off?"

--inebriated.
 
"It looked better on me last night, honey."
 
Yeah, Dad deserves a little slack I guess! He is the best pinball wizard I have ever seen though...I kind of agree with Vitrolic - one of the worst things you could say to a woman who asks you about clothing is a reference to your mother (unless you are admitting that your mother is hot and fashionable)
 
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