Friday, December 08, 2006
Haiku-palooza!
It's Friday, at last! The prize this week is more Christmas music, but it is really good. Remember, you can put it here and on your own blog, and it goes 5 syllables/7 syllables/5 syllables.
Here is mine:
Fahrenthold/Sheila
Four illegal aliens
Mow and cook for him.
Now put yours in the comment section below.
Here is mine:
Fahrenthold/Sheila
Four illegal aliens
Mow and cook for him.
Now put yours in the comment section below.
Comments:
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Oops! No indictment
Bad facts, "no surprises there"
Sorry DoJ
Now email drama
What part of law school made them
Think that's a good plan?
Using school system
Administration involved
Please, don't call the news
Bad facts, "no surprises there"
Sorry DoJ
Now email drama
What part of law school made them
Think that's a good plan?
Using school system
Administration involved
Please, don't call the news
# posted by 
: 10:04 AM
: 10:04 AM
Let's stop Big Has-Been
Their stranglehold is over
Vote Chris for CS!
Does it matter who
reads the inspirational
Lincoln quotes to you?
Don't you want someone
With an incentive to make
Their name greater still?
Call your congressman
Urge them to call the seniors
and to say "Vote Chris!"
No protracted speech
I've formed the Baker work group
To study exits
Their stranglehold is over
Vote Chris for CS!
Does it matter who
reads the inspirational
Lincoln quotes to you?
Don't you want someone
With an incentive to make
Their name greater still?
Call your congressman
Urge them to call the seniors
and to say "Vote Chris!"
No protracted speech
I've formed the Baker work group
To study exits
# posted by : 10:32 AM
: 10:32 AM
Memory repressed
Highlights Timbertoes Comic
I need a stiff drink
Creepy and cloying
Asexual wooden man
bad dream will result
Skunge sounds more like "horse"
Drug done in nasty alley
not by giggly teens
(repressed is pronounced re-prest for all you syllable counters out there)
Highlights Timbertoes Comic
I need a stiff drink
Creepy and cloying
Asexual wooden man
bad dream will result
Skunge sounds more like "horse"
Drug done in nasty alley
not by giggly teens
(repressed is pronounced re-prest for all you syllable counters out there)
# posted by : 10:49 AM
: 10:49 AM 
Serr does not like Bates.
CrimLaw is but an outlet
For his deep, dark thoughts.
Smurfs are not blue, man.
They are really red, but live
In Minnesota.
Speaking of the Smurfs,
Papa Smurf denotes Karl Marx.
Communist propaganda.
A fallen Jedi.
His lightsaber is now a
Bottle-opener.
Red-headed giant.
Getting married tomorrow.
Best of luck buddy.
CrimLaw is but an outlet
For his deep, dark thoughts.
Smurfs are not blue, man.
They are really red, but live
In Minnesota.
Speaking of the Smurfs,
Papa Smurf denotes Karl Marx.
Communist propaganda.
A fallen Jedi.
His lightsaber is now a
Bottle-opener.
Red-headed giant.
Getting married tomorrow.
Best of luck buddy.
# posted by : 12:07 PM
: 12:07 PM
Job getting better
Still not loving it for sure.
Spinach Souffle for lunch.
Love Spinach Souffle
Stouffers big in my childhood.
Mom was not great chef.
What to get boss who's
In love with Stephen Covey?
Seven Habit Hell.
Spinach gets bad rap
though it is so delicious
full of nutrients
Still not loving it for sure.
Spinach Souffle for lunch.
Love Spinach Souffle
Stouffers big in my childhood.
Mom was not great chef.
What to get boss who's
In love with Stephen Covey?
Seven Habit Hell.
Spinach gets bad rap
though it is so delicious
full of nutrients
# posted by : 3:22 PM
: 3:22 PM
Osler: I must say
Scunge and the "Hugs Not Drugs" shirt -
The hits of Drug Day!
Scunge and the "Hugs Not Drugs" shirt -
The hits of Drug Day!
# posted by : 6:05 PM
: 6:05 PM
Quarks
Shirtless lunches and
(I'm not nuts) saying thank you
To vending machines.
At J-Gee's hizz-ouse,
For the sake of Pete, Wharton,
No hitting on mom.
Shake my tree, Whitesnake.
What kind of rock do you like?
Tame my shrew, Willy.
Shirtless lunches and
(I'm not nuts) saying thank you
To vending machines.
At J-Gee's hizz-ouse,
For the sake of Pete, Wharton,
No hitting on mom.
Shake my tree, Whitesnake.
What kind of rock do you like?
Tame my shrew, Willy.
I have a bunny
She is not very funny.
Anyway, she types.
Undergrad finals
Blow the nuts of a goat.
Please, God, kill me now.
That last sad haiku
Should have been written by ags.
Please don't blow goats' nuts.
I hate finals week.
I need shots of tequila
'Fore my head explodes.
I hate emokids.
They make being sad not cool.
Tests hurt my feelings.
Yay for Christmas lights!
Bright pink and iridescent
White light up my room.
Christmas made me broke.
Bring food to Memorial--
Just not from downstairs.
She is not very funny.
Anyway, she types.
Undergrad finals
Blow the nuts of a goat.
Please, God, kill me now.
That last sad haiku
Should have been written by ags.
Please don't blow goats' nuts.
I hate finals week.
I need shots of tequila
'Fore my head explodes.
I hate emokids.
They make being sad not cool.
Tests hurt my feelings.
Yay for Christmas lights!
Bright pink and iridescent
White light up my room.
Christmas made me broke.
Bring food to Memorial--
Just not from downstairs.
Smoke two joints in the
Mornin'; I smoke two joints at
Night. Smoke two joints in...
Mornin'; I smoke two joints at
Night. Smoke two joints in...
# posted by : 4:07 AM
: 4:07 AM
Think it must be Skunge
Scunge is some kind of dish sponge
Or maybe that is Scrunge
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Scunge is some kind of dish sponge
Or maybe that is Scrunge
# posted by : 12:19 PM
: 12:19 PM << Home
