Thursday, December 28, 2006

 

Haiku Friday (pretty much)....

This week went fast! Here we are at Haiku Friday again... but first, last week's winner was this submission from "Sleepy Walleye:"

Often so stormy
She is peace and beauty now
My little girl sleeps

It just seemed right for Christmastime.

For this week, remember that the pattern is 5 syllables/7/5, and it can be about anything you want, especially Gerald Ford, or someone else named Gerald if you were born after 1980. Here is mine:

Oh you, Gerald Ford
Chevy Chase robbed your hope;
You were funnier.

Comments:
Gerald Ford Speechmaker
Plain spoken, not a cynic
Unlike current guy
 
Ford successful as
Accidental President;
Better than Nixon
 
The Protonix and
Chlordiazepoxide are do
ing nothing for pain
 
A contest of art
Today I pee in the snow
Tomorrow I win
 
A contest of art
Today I pee in the snow
Tomorrow I win
 
Gerald Ford you are
always guy in Pink Panther
with a football lamp.
 
Weird week I had: Bad
job to no job to half job.
Sounds like Doctor Seuss.


Not sad about this.
no more nerdy exchanges
with the Habiteers.
 
Why be president?
Thankless; full of sacrifice
Because hope matters
 
Ford came at right time
Wash. Post called him 'decent' man;
Hope we can all be.
 
the Brother Sky has my vote
 
Gerald Ford the Man
Lawyer, Father, Yale Grad, Kind
He healed our nation

Gerald Ford the Man
NFL tried to recruit
Magazine model
 
Post President Ford?
No one else is named Gerald
Retired the name
 
Brown and Ford are gone,
Death has proven them mortal,
Snow falls on their graves.
 
Pardon me, Gerald
Nixon did not earn his pass
Began Reagan's Rise
 
The sun sets on Ford
He, only half remembered
Did save freedom's dream
 
The Cemetary
Next to the Law School Makes me
Fear Zombie Attacks
 
IM speak now taints
G.F. stood for Gerald Ford
long before GirlFriend
 
Hello, big kisser
You found me late on Sunday
Mmmmmmmmm... great Christmas
 
Do I have to eat
Everything on my plate
If I get to Heav'n?
 
F-O-R-D, eh?
That's "fix or repair daily"
Stupid Explorer.

I pee sitting down
Art as explosion, perhaps?
Little yellow blob.

Santa doesn't suck
I got my Puffalump bear
Sic 'em, ho ho hoes.
 
He told us that we
Should "Whip Inflation Now!" Yeah!
I have a button.
 
OMG!!!! MY mom was a social worker in the 1970s WE had WHIP INFLATION NOW buttons in our house!!! I remember them!!!!!!
 
OMG!!!! MY mom was a social worker in the 1970s WE had WHIP INFLATION NOW buttons in our house!!! I remember them!!!!!!
 
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