Friday, October 20, 2006
Haiku Friday, pt. 4!
Did we need another reason to love Friday? Well now we have one-- Haiku Fridays! Based in heroic past efforts, I call on Swanburg and Poseur, Lindorama, Ladybird, J. Ray!, The Model, Sports Guy, Micah and A. Gill, Goth Girl (who submitted haiku late last week, but it was really good stuff), and GED3, Bosque Boys and IPlawGuy! Also, it would be great to hear from Future Law Student with the philosophical/plumbing blog, and her employer, not to mention the good folks at The Baylor Circus. And might we get our first spanish haiku from The Spanish Inquisitioner? Feel free to post both here and on your own blog-- I love cross-listing (but don't tell the Baylor administration I'm into cross-listing, ok?).
Oh, yes, prizes... this week's prize is that I will try to get Baylor Law's premier blogger and future professional writer, Christophe de Fahrenflanker to critique your haiku, then will post your haiku and the critique along with a photo of your choosing. Next week's prize will be the framed photo of Prof. Contracts.
Lee Carver beat me to the punch by posting his at 12:50 am, but I thought this one of his was particularly touching and poignant, and reminds me of our local federal Magistrate Judge:
Haiku Is Quite Strange
Talk Like Yoda I Feel Now
Small Green Man He Is
Remember, it is 5 beats for the first line, 7 for the second, then 5 for the third.
As for me, I'm still out here in Alpine. I woke up to the sound of trains and walked out and saw the stars. Do you think I should stay here and not go back to Waco?
Here in West Texas
I love the way the light falls
When night eats the day.
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I'd like to clarify for those outside Waco that our Federal Magistrate Judge is not a "small green man," interesting as that might be at a detention hearing. Rather, he does a very good Yoda impersonation.
Please forgive my earlier lack of discretion. It was late and I forgot to turn on my Parental Control.
I'll try again.
Res Judicata
Collateral Estoppel
Same song, second verse.
No repetition!
If at first you don't succeed,
Face reality.
I'll try again.
Res Judicata
Collateral Estoppel
Same song, second verse.
No repetition!
If at first you don't succeed,
Face reality.
I've never posted here for H F, so here is a smattering:
Ayn Rand would never
Bake you cookies shaped like trees.
Awful grandmother.
Red, yellow, black, white
To prove far right is big tent,
Pat eats all children.
The Scalloptini:
Scallop juice per part vodka,
Garnish with scallop
When Congress reads books
They don't ever need bookmarks.
They bend the pages.
Chinaman hear me:
Sad neon green chop suey
Becomes Nu River
No meat on the bones?
China lacks busty structures
Kiera Knightly, too.
Ayn Rand would never
Bake you cookies shaped like trees.
Awful grandmother.
Red, yellow, black, white
To prove far right is big tent,
Pat eats all children.
The Scalloptini:
Scallop juice per part vodka,
Garnish with scallop
When Congress reads books
They don't ever need bookmarks.
They bend the pages.
Chinaman hear me:
Sad neon green chop suey
Becomes Nu River
No meat on the bones?
China lacks busty structures
Kiera Knightly, too.
Thank You God, I'm Done!!
I don't have to take finals
Hip Hip Hip Hooray!!
An ode (haiku?) to my mock trial partner GED3:
Gordon Davenport
If he can't do it, who can?
He is superman!
I don't have to take finals
Hip Hip Hip Hooray!!
An ode (haiku?) to my mock trial partner GED3:
Gordon Davenport
If he can't do it, who can?
He is superman!
Osler's in Alpine.
I once went to Marathon.
Beautiful night skies.
Did you see Marfa?
Crazy unknown lights out there.
I think it's Martians.
I once went to Marathon.
Beautiful night skies.
Did you see Marfa?
Crazy unknown lights out there.
I think it's Martians.
So i notice im a bad counter.... revised haiku
Now Chicago speaks
Stash reminds me of Farva
Pre-nup excellent
Now Chicago speaks
Stash reminds me of Farva
Pre-nup excellent
Oh, so you try to smoke me out of my San Diego moot courting daze vis deez ridonkulous feats of miniscule poetry?! Vell, you have succeeded, Herr Awslr. Judgment day looms...
A break from guess that theme, to make room for a haiku on the overpriced obsolete internet that we have:
Yahoo DSL,
Much too slow for me right now,
A new server, please!
Yahoo DSL,
Much too slow for me right now,
A new server, please!
M.P.R.E. Tip:
Don't cheat off your neighbors test
The questions differ.
Also cheating on ethics (or other)exam = bad idea.
Don't cheat off your neighbors test
The questions differ.
Also cheating on ethics (or other)exam = bad idea.
My Sunday needed some Haiku Infusion... sorry for the tardiness.
Puppy hides her toys
Houdini canine, maybe?
Come back squeaky ball
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Puppy hides her toys
Houdini canine, maybe?
Come back squeaky ball
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