Osler's Razor

The long curly hair poking out the bottom of the hat is a giveaway but seriously, what are they doing?

Possible Caption:

After stealing the sherpas’ hats, Prof. Bates demonstrates his strategy for hiding.
 

Um... to those thinking Swanburg and Diatribe are insane, I switched the picture. You had to look fast if you wanted to see us in sherpa hats.
 

You changed the picture and my caption no longer applies.

If I were to write a totally kidding and horribly inappropriate new caption it might be:

And this is how the child on the right discovered he had two daddys.

But since I'm not totally inappropriate I'll leave this picture uncaptioned.

I will say however, that I'll undoubtedly be in attendance of Fashion Night.
 

Well, that would be a scandal! The other guy in a taupe sweater is former Baylor Dean of Chapel Todd Lake.
 

Wow. That extra twist, makes what would have been a totally kidding, inappropriate comment even worse.

Funnier, but worse.
 

Every time I make a comment the picture changes. I guess that means I should stop.
 

DO NOT
 

At least it isn't matching moustaches as well...
 

I'm kind of surprised that the new, vaguely French Christophe Fahrfenholder hasn't weighed in on this yet.

And Mr. Swanburg, you just managed to make a comment at about the same time I changed the picture. Here at Osler's Razor we are applying for ISO 9002 certification, so we need to maintain "constant quality improvement."
 

TODD LAKE..........i love and hated that guy. Chapel in undergrad...worst idea ever. But this one time, they dropped 4,000 pink ping pong balls on top of him. And this other time, our guest was a christian magician wearing a hot pink sequined vest.
 

I liked the Christian interpretive dance during BU Chapel my freshman year. I think the better question raised by teh picture is mustaches - do or don't. I vote don't
 

Is there a dress code for those attending fashion night, or are we supposed to arrive with nothing but minds for molding?
 

There's no dress code for Fashion Night. Speaking of which, I ran into Prof. Featherston, who seemed shocked we were really going to do it-- he thought it was all a joke. Well, it ISN'T. I didn't put together a whole cd full of horrible disco music for nothing, brother.
 

Surprised ah we zat I have not yet veighed in on zees, zees, ridiculous attempt at bourgeoisie fashionability (egality, fraternity)? Vell, perhaps eet eez that I am currently pondering vot outrageous get-up I shall demand of the boring eighth of my fractured personality (fraternity, liberty). I suppose zee beret eez een, and my tight red-and-white striped shirt aussi. But you shall have to vait and see. Vot's that you say? Zee French do not pronounce zeir W's as V's? Vell, you mees zee point.

Und ja, zee night of fashion vill be truly somezing to remembeur. I shall be sporting courtroom attire from Santino Rice et Ricardo y Russell Simmons.
 

Christophe--

Are you, uh, visiting Germany at the moment or something? At any rate, I look forward to seeing the Russell Simmons Courtroom wear.
 

Wow. That IS Todd Lake!

You need a mustache, too...that way, you can be Ned Flanders Twinsies!