Friday, November 13, 2026
Haiku Friday: Costco!
I was talking to one of my academic mentors and heroes recently, and he had some important advice: "Costco cheesecake! It's terrific!" he announced enthusiastically, and now I have to go buy a cheesecake the size of a trash can lid just to find out-- and I will.
So let's haiku about Costco this week; it seems everyone has an opinion about something there, after all. (I am flummoxed, for example, by the confusing marking of exits and entrances in the store pictured above). Here, I will go first:
An 18-pound jar
Of peanut M & M's, huh?
Put it in the cart!
Now it is your turn! Just use the 5/7/5 syllable pattern, and have some fun!


