Yesterday, I got a helpful email from LinkedIn, suggesting "Top Job Picks for You!", despite the fact that I'm pretty happy with the job I've got. Here is their list of top job picks for me:
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Friday, November 06, 2015
Haiku Friday: Other job possibilities...
Yesterday, I got a helpful email from LinkedIn, suggesting "Top Job Picks for You!", despite the fact that I'm pretty happy with the job I've got. Here is their list of top job picks for me:
I was once, back then
ReplyDeleteA hapless food service guy
Remember'd fondly.
How 'bout Emporer?
ReplyDeleteBut I'd settle for Monarch
or Grand Potentate
My HS ap test
ReplyDeletesaid perfect forest ranger;
wistful thoughts ever since.
Hey IPLawGuy--
ReplyDeleteYour job: Pompatus of love.
Or a Space Cowboy.
In response to A Waco Farmer....
ReplyDeleteMy high school ap test
said Funeral Director
Instead, I count beans (or did)
Town drunk? Cheese monger?
ReplyDeleteI never knew my future
Until now: Teacher.
Screeeech, craaaaaassshhhh, SLAM!
ReplyDeleteThat's me backing up a big rig.
Think I'll stick with school.
Selling anything,
ReplyDeleteNaked and hungry are we.
Selling fiasco.
At four- thirty in
ReplyDeleteThe morning in a hairnet
I caught hot breadsticks
As they plummeted
Down a conveyor belt and
Put them in a box.
It was painful and
It was early. It was Gai's Bakery
It was Seattle. I was 22.
A face full of paint
ReplyDeleteBlindened by kleig,dependent
On memory. Act!
(I think I goofed on fulfilling the assignment on the last one!)
(I'm late to the party but feel compelled)
ReplyDeleteWith certainty, I
Know I was not born to clean
House. Mine or others'.