Tuesday, April 27, 2010


We must build a turtle fence!

I am re-posting this for several reasons:

1) I have been singing the Turtle Fence song all day.

2) It brings together football and a mullet, which is part of my plan for the weekend,

3) I am hoping to find out more about this Manatee of Jobs,

4) Is that true about what goes on in shady bars? If so, where could I find one in Waco?

5) Because we must build a turtle fence.

6) It seems that Rep. Peter Hoekstra makes the same hand motion I do!

I've said it before and I'll say it again, nepotism is strictly disallowed. Except for family members. And sexy turtles.
I don't get the analogy. Who are the median turtles? Insurance companies? Poor people? Highwaymen?

Why can't we send people out to get the median turtles and relocate them to fenced-in perimeters? Are they guarded by rattlesnakes?

If I had a time machine, I would stop the invention of the AutoTune software.
Thank you, Lane McCrabbypants.
I am new here. What is this blog supposed to be about? It is very confusing. I like blogs that are about one thing, like Britney or another singer. You should make your blog be more about one thing, and then people would actually read it. I agree with lane, this video makes no sense, and I don't think those people really said those things. None of the rest of the blog seems to be about this, either, it is about panda bears and school things. That is why no one reads it.
As a victim of the turtle invasion, I agree wholeheartedly.
Quickly. Pass a law to let police stop and demand reptile ID cards from suspected turtles to make sure they're not tortoises.

"That is why no one reads it."

Nobody plus 447,410 people (and counting) equals...

"...and I don't think those people really said those things."

Uh, yes, they did.

"Thank you, Lane McCrabbypants."


I freaking love manatees. Or sea cows.
Wow . . . talk about stuff I don't get! How do they do that? . . .What does auto-tune mean?

RRL, you KNOW you are a hippie. We all know.
hoekstra blames security leaks on the lack of adaquate turtle fences: http://thinkprogress.org/2009/11/11/maddow-hoekstra-leak/
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