Haiku Friday: Fake History

 

So, you weren't aware there is photographic evidence of Abe Lincoln and R. McDonald negotiating an end to hostilities at the Alamo?

As we run up to the semiquincentennial (the technical name for the USA's 250th anniversary), I suspect we are going to be seeing some fake history crop up. So let's make up our own and beat them to it! Here, I will go first:

President G. Ford

Secretly, a huge genius

Aliens repelled.

Now it is your turn! Just use the 5/7/5 syllable formula and have some fun!