Osler's Razor: Haiku Friday: The perfect pumpkin

Haiku Friday: The perfect pumpkin

It's that week-- time to choose the perfect pumpkin. We all have our preferences-- let's haiku about that this week! Here, I will go first:

Long and tall pumpkin

Good for scary expressions

I get the long knife.

Now it is your turn! Just use the 5/7/5 syllable formula and have some fun!

# posted by Mark Osler @ 1:00 AM

Comments:

Best pumpkin ever
Spike made a Donald Trumpkin
Wowed the neighborhood

# posted by

Michimom : 7:39 AM

Wide pumpkin is best
If you want some scary teeth
He will bite you—rrrrr!

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:49 AM

Scary Orange Trumpkin
He is that exact shade, huh?
Also, empty head.

# posted by

Anonymous : 12:54 PM

Love the porch pumpkin
that survives indignities
of squirrels and kids.

# posted by

CraigA : 6:46 AM

You must be orange
And plump, to be kin of a
Pump—white ,green? Exit!

# posted by

Anonymous : 4:11 PM

Punk-eens are not lean
They are fat-slatted,hatted,
And Green-stem’d grinners

# posted by

Anonymous : 4:33 PM